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Let’s watch a horror movie so I can get scared and ride your dick for comfort

Yekaterina 👏Petrovna 👏 Zamolodchikova 👏 but your☝️dad👨just calls🗣me Katya👌I’m the bright💥red scare 🙀with the long 👩🏼blonde hair 💆Always keep em ✊ coming back 🏃for more 🙋‍♂️ you’re ☝️️a basic ass 💅hoe👀and it’s your time 🕐 to go 🚫so bitch🐶 let me show you 👉 the door 👋cause it’s me ✋who’s getting laid 😏 and I’m always getting paid 💷 the only high class 💎 Russian whore💯and I’m a scorching 🔥hot💦 mess in a skin tight👗dress, that’s a rash😩not a herpes sore😵Lenin 😇in the streets Dostoyevsky😈 in the sheets 👅baby 👶are you ready 💪 for this cold ❄️war⚔️? Katya 👏 zamo👏lod👏chikova👏

cheermeupthankyou

KATYA THREW THE FUCKIN SUN AT ALASKA MMMKAYYYY. BIGGEST BURN AND SHADE IN HISTORY.

languageoclock

what do we want?  improved foreign language education in English speaking countries

when do we want it?  when we’re younger and have better neuroplasticity

myotpfeels

Dear every TV show,

I know that you have more than 7 minutes of bloopers. Hand them over

Sincerely, Your fans

niknak79

thecommonchick

I’M MICHELLE OBAMA

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blakesgrffin

adragraceblog

Fishy - 1. (adj) A term used to describe a drag queen who looks extremely feminine, or one who convincingly resembles a biological woman.

brklynbreed

Stop chasing people. If they block you, cut off contact, ignore you… Let them go. Let those who naturally gravitate to you enjoy your energy. We spend so much time begging for those who wouldn’t blink twice at the thought of you. Cherish those who are there by choice, and not there because you chased them every time they decided to escape.