just imagine

ethan. denver.

[sexhaver]

white americans are so violently against any suggestion to eliminate car culture because that would eradicate one of our precious few cultural traditions: the White Person Half Jog Across Traffic With Apologetic Wave

[thememedaddy]

me_irl

[popsunner]

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

[popsunner]

Don’t do this to me

[marisatomay]

“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 38th year in a row

[virgoboy]

tomorrow i will get my life together. if i’m not sleepy

[sunshine-daddy-deactivated20220]

Don't flirt with me bro, I have mental health issues and become attached quick

[zenyattasperceptrons]

😭

[curlicuecal]

holy shit SLAIN

[neopets-hentai]

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

[doomybot]

cuck

[hormone-dream]

[syrva]

pov: you’re in the passenger seat, hand-feeding the driver fries like a wild horse

[zeldathewandofgamelon]

I just found out these are all the same fucking person how is she so powerful

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

What mental illness do you have?

tumblr user

[whitepeopletwitter]

Money saver

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[wizardpotions]

baby girl i have pain in joints unknown even to science

[eternalgirlscout]

miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. it’s to physically attack people. and she’s right.

[foulserpent]

oh my god

[ibetteracethatinterview]

[blergger-deactivated20150321]

[yelyahwilliams]

She continues to rule

[drchelsearar]

in case you need to be reminded to be kind to yourself today.

[myuheru-archive]

stocks are fake. gay sex is real. it’s that simple ❤️