SO LATE TO THE PARTY BECAUSE OF WORK but under the cut you’ll find info on jacob grant (adam driver fc) & jessa porter (madelaine petsch fc) !!!! hi everybody i’m emily & if you wanna plot with either or both of these babes just like this or hit me up!
( SAX ROHMER #1 by THE MOUNTAIN GOATS. ) that song always reminds me of jacob grant. he is a thirty-two year old cismale that has lived in honey county for four years, currently residing in honey court. jacob is a neurosurgeon around here, with a reputation for being ambitious, calm, brooding, & dishonest. it’s hard to miss him at honey county hospital, especially since they look so much like adam driver. ( as penned by emily, 23, est, she/her. )
kind of a Giant Asshole. like. so much.
might be a little bit of an alcoholic, but he’s a functioning one.
has a very high pressure job and devotes himself to it; it’s not like he has much else in his life, anyway.
had to transfer to honey county from his last job in detroit because of his temper; after a brutal fight with a coworker, he was forced to leave
hates the small town atmosphere
devotes himself to work because he’s so fucking bored all the time; at least if he’s working, he can’t be drunk
drives a maserati & a motorcycle in the nicer months
lives in one of the fanciest houses in town that the kids think is haunted because of how brooding he always is when he’s leaving it
also, from the brave souls that have peeked in, most of his furniture and decor is dark
may or may not be known by the town’s kids as a witch/demon/vampire/other mythological creature
is an extremely good cook and loves to do it, though he doesn’t do it as much since moving since it’s just him and why bother basically
doesn’t have many hobbies since he doesn’t have much free time
loves to lurk online and keep up with the news, especially in medical journals or regarding technology or space
was raised relatively poor and knows how to fix things, both around the house and as far as vehicles go. he does all of the maintenance on his home, cars, and vehicles himself
always dresses designer, always looks put together. his wild, unruly hair is always pulled back or tamed when he goes into public
( RUN WILD by JON BELLION. ) that song always reminds me of jessa porter. she is a twenty-four year old cisfemale that has lived in honey county for two weeks, currently residing in main street. jessa is a waitress around here, with a reputation for being fun-loving, sociable, impulsive, & flaky. it’s hard to miss her at the pop shop diner, especially since they look so much like madelaine petsch. ( as penned by emily, 23, est, she/her. )
fled her last hometown in the northeast to move to honey county because her ex fucked her over hardcore
basically, she was in love with him, but he was cheating on her & kicked her out of their shared apartment, leaving her messed up
she convinced him to finance her move & is living off of the money she wheedled out of him to prevent the cheating from going public
has started waiting tables and doesn’t mind it; she gets to meet people, at least
she’s a social butterfly who NEEDS to make friends to survive so she’s nice to basically everyone
loves to party and let loose, though she doesn’t drink much; she prefers to smoke or do harder drugs (her ex drank a lot & she hates being reminded of him)
hates everything that reminds her of him, basically, so she’s kind of reinventing herself since they were together for so long and that’s … everything
would eat fresh fruit for every meal if she was allowed to
loves bubblegum pop & anything she can dance to!! she is always singing and dancing
volunteers at an animal shelter in her free time because she LOVES animals but can’t have one where she lives
a bit naive and way too giving, she’s willing to do literally anything to make friends especially since she’s so alone after her breakup so she’s kinda easy to take advantage of
is terrified at the prospect of being single but also wants to explore it, she’s never had much of a sexuality & she’s been kind of a hoe online since moving so …… probably gonna be a lil hypersexual
