AM I MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET?

i like to tumblr so i make tumblr is that so hard to understand

[nice-wig-janis]

wow my parents better thank me that i’m addicted to tv shows and movies not drugs and alcohol 

[iamsicktomorrow-deactivated2017]

I told my mom this and she said “well thats true. But if i have to hear about that gay angel one more time i will get you addicted to crack”

[trillow-deactivated20130822]

we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on

[andtheselkiesfour]

*opens chat* *stares at chat* *types* *backspaces* *closes chat*

[4gifs]

Nope. [vid]

[adrenalinerevenge]

[sovthernconstellations]

Rian and Zack dancing at a party

Gifs made by me, I do not own the video

[adrenalinerevenge]

sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr

[elliegalaxies]

wasnt there something about your friend being really excited about meeting him and then him ridiculing her in a video or was that someone else?

oh yeah!

my friend met him at sitc 2012 and she hugged him and she was so happy to have met him and when she pulled away from him she went ‘hey you smell really good!’ and he was like ‘omg thanks!’

and then in a video he was like ‘YEAH IT WAS SUPER CREEPY AND WEIRD’ and she felt awful and was rly upset and stopped watching his videos

[criminalis-deactivated20140921]

[verysweaty]

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

[moosturbate]

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

[kanadeamo-deactivated20150618]

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

[fallingaroundagain]

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

[marianmaidenrose]

what shirt: a nudist au

[earlyseptember-deactivated20151]

do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re actually really deep people who have a lot more to them than you ever actually even think about

[rizes--moved-deactivated2016091]

"How’s that essay going?"

[forever90s]

[solasm]

boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead

[sykesforeverandever]

[sirl33te]

When you see a new picture of a person you are attracted to

[curlybrownboy-deactivated201502]

[courtaa]

Seth Rogan for best boyfriend.