Aria

[donna-diego]

michael myers @ his thirsty ass fans

[pennywisesthrussy]

Leave me alone. I’m gay and I want to die.

[petricol]

[pennywisesthrussy]

Kill me, do it please

[andromedadualitas]

Something pretty old where I was just messing with colors and stuff. :D

[mal-mo]

It - Pennywise

[shelbytaylorexists]

“Don’t buy any Girl Scout cookies!!! They support pLANNED PARENTHOOD!!” me: 

[avatrashh]

Girl Scouts support planned parenthood? Y’all just doubled my order

[that-taters-my-tots]

Don’t forget this too

[lovetheirloves]

Girl Scouts of Greater Atlanta has expanded upon this to include nonbinary youth (and adults) seeing a Girl Scouting experience.

[theseancequeen]

Reblogging for important information.

[aqueerkettleofish]

Shout out to the time they returned a $100,000 donation because the donor– months after making the donation– wanted a guarantee that the money wouldn’t be used to support transgender girls.

[squeaky-warrior]

In this house we respect girl scouts

[no-chill-at-all]

[chickenfarmersan]

[dvnsart]

favorite snack

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[superherolizzy27]

For fucking real lol

[frogitivity]

Welcome to Build-a-Frog!

Click here to enter

[we-willbe-thin]

gUyS please click the link you won’t regret it

[bluest-bee]

aaaaaa 😭💚🌸

[bandtshirt]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[theblackd4hlia]

no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible

[anonbuddha]

If it’s any consolation, I get it. I’m a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I really had to go so I did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me.

The OCCUPIED stall next to me.

I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, “Uh, you dropped your dick man,” and nudges it over with his foot.

[vaiitrii-deactivated20210105]

“You dropped your dick man”

[soloh]

I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

I thought this was going to be slut-shaming but it’s glorious

[formlessdemi]

Then there’s Hayley Kiyoko

[ventining]

[cursedpossums]

[cursedpossums]

[primarilypossums]

YOU’VE GOT MAIL

[1953swan]

i understand why vampires traditionally look dead but for my own purposes i’ve always preferred the opposite. they look too alive, as though every part of them is trying to convince you that they’re human. that they can be trusted. their cheeks are flushed like a painted doll’s, almost unnerving. all the saturation turned up, creating richer dark tones and brighter lights. their eyes look glossy, teary, emotional but glass-like. their appearances compensate for what they don’t have and as a result they’re just curious enough to intrigue you, like an uncanny painting whose eyes follow you as you walk through the museum, persuading you to return once more before you go just to ponder, when in reality they’re like a frog in the rainforest, poison but incredibly beautiful.

[gasstationeggsalad]

Magnus Archives AU where Jon is a youtube lets player and every statement is a haunted cartridge

[gasstationeggsalad]

Jon. Jon there’s ghosts coming out of your wall Jon. Oh my god he has headphones on

[gasstationeggsalad]

[astratic]

[ID: the first reblog features a three panel comic featuring Jon, filming a YouTube video against a light purple background. Jon is a thin person with medium brown hair and tan skin, wearing a nonbinary pride pin on his shirt. He’s looking off to the right and saying:

“Hello youtube. I am now being haunted by 3 spectres at last count. Hopefully this won’t interfere with today’s game repair.”

We see a game cartridge lying on a desk. It is emitting plumes of evil smoke. Jon continues,

“Now, this is what I would call an excess of dirt…I can’t say I noticed this when picking it up. I’ll have to tell the thrift store staff to look out for items in this kind of state…”

Another shot of Jon against the purple wall, but this time three tortured faces appear in the background, straining behind the wall’s surface. Jon remains oblivious to the faces and continues thoughtfully,

“…Gerard, I think his name was? The one who’s always at the counter…I’ll have to let him know…”

The second reblog is a drawing of Gerry in a highlighter-yellow vest that says, “THRIFTY BUSINESS.” Gerry is a beefy South Asian man with dark skin, long black hair, and many piercings.

Below is a screenshot of a discord conversation between khyle and me. Transcript:

Astratic: where’s Gerry in this au

Astratic: does he work at the thrift store where Jon finds the haunted cartridges

Astratic: he always sets aside the especially fucked up ones for jon

Khyle: [in caps] oh my god

Astratic: he’s like I figured you’d want this bro

End ID]

[xinsii-deactivated20140130]

my fuckin health teacher came in as a plague doctor for halloween and proceeded to say nothing to us for the whole class. he did hit a few desks with a walking stick tho

[superpower-lottery-deactivated2]

how do you know it was your teacher

[manaphiesss]

scp 049

[ripleyandweeds]

“how do you know it was your teacher”

[tonedeafparrot]

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[uberfluss]

I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE THE GRAPES

[ianelri]

i need to know if this friend is actually named murphy or if they were given the nickname murphy because they’re a walking disaster

[oopsabird]

murphy’s law: if left unsupervised and uninhibited, anything which murphy can do, they will