The Chaotic Corner @lonelyassassin96 - Tumblr Blog

If you go back far enough in my post history (pre-2020), you're gonna see some right wing echo chamber bs. Keep in mind I've been on this site for more than 10 years and a lot of those posts were made when I was a teenager still living with my very conservative parents. Please allow me the freedom to grow and change.

#I'm not deleting those posts #I don't believe them anymore but there's no point trying to hide them

leofwines-deactivated20250831

thos video is killinh me

tall

fair-but-wilde-child-deactivate

For anyone who is unclear on the matter or needs to hear this: fictional characters, while awesome, are literally not real. They do not exist and therefore are not worth sending death threats and suicide bait to real people over. There are 0 exceptions to this rule.

tastefullyoffensive

30 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Tuesday (June 9, 2026)

tripp-pants-sora

time to break this out again

midnights-dragon

In case anyone is having a bad night

(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)

Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the ocean

Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe

Here is a website where you can press a ‘make everything okay’ button, over and over, until things really are okay

Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden

Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)

Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)

Here and here are websites where you can play with sand

Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods

Here is a website where you can paint someone’s nails

Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis

Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbed ‘the nicest place on the internet’ because it really is, y’all, it made me cry)

Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites

Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)

Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3

Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm

Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests

Here is a website of calm rain noise

Take a breath. It’s going to be okay, I promise.

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

josilverdragon

"The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word 'fuck', the moon and the sea."

no-sharks-on-the-sun

"only a poor artisan blames his tools" is such bullshit, in almost every imaginable line of work the quality of the tools you have access to plays a massive role in the quality of the end product, sometimes in excess of the role played by individual skill! For example, some people have to code in javascript

lonelyassassin96

For the longest time, my dad (who learned to code in Visual Basic in the 80's) refused to learn any other programming language because he took one look at JavaScript and just said "Nope."

ducks-unlimited

hometoursandotherstuff

She's trying.

lonelyassassin96

Genuinely, we love to see it.

bunniebun-juice

bwaaaaaaaaa

agnesmontague

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

dajo42

need a polite way to say "im not engaging in a discussion on this topic with you because the conclusions you have reached are based on so many interwoven layers of misconceptions it would be easier to just like, hard reset your whole brain, just start over as a baby and try again"

lonelyassassin96

I usually just say "Let's agree to disagree." because it's more socially acceptable.