Adrien Agreste Is MY Future Husband So Get Lost!!

Hi! I'm Adrien Agreste's soulmate. We're destined to be together. I got a Tumblr because he did!

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

HEY EVERYBODY! HERE'S THE FIRST CHAPTER OF MY BRAND NEW STORY, THE DATE! IT'S LIKE A WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN ON MINE AND ADRIEN AGRESTE'S FIRST DATE! PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK! ALSO, MY NAME IS EMILY! THAT'S ME!

One day, Adrien Agreste was just in his room hanging out when he got a text from his crush Emily. Emily was a beautiful girl, eight years old, and really smert! She was the only person who ever truly got him. His mother was dead and while his father was a good man, he wasn't just what Adrien needed. Emily though? Emily was so kind and funny. She was serious and was an aspiring model herself which Adrien was always ready to help her achieve!

He looked at the text that was sent and gasped. "Would you like to go to dinner with me?"

Adrien wanted to cry and he instantly texted back, "Of course! Meet me at Guy Savoy tonight!" He was so excited and truly hoped this was a date. Guy Savoy was THE most expensive restaurant in Paris and the third most expensive in Europe. He hoped he would be able to make her his girlfriend while there. He bought some super duper expensive chocolates online (same day delivery) just in case and instantly went to pick out his best outfit.

OKAY! COME BACK FOR CHAPTER TWO SOON!!

[adrienagresteofficiel]

If you couldn't date your current crush but could date ANYONE else (willing on both ends), who would you date?

Nino or Luka probably.

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

SEE! PROOF TO ALL THE HATERS! IM NOT ON THIS LIST WHICH MEANS I AM HIS CRUSH! LOVE YOU TOO SOULMATE BABY!!

[lilarossiofficial]

Ugh, who brought the Cringe back in?

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

[lilarossiofficial]

It means you’re cringe kid.

Come back when you’ve got… 10 more years of experience in… living, I guess?

And maybe you won’t be cringe.

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

YOU'RE CRINGE!! I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL ME THE DEFINITION OF CRINGE! IT MEANS IDIOT BTW!! YOU'RE ALSO A LOOSER! MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO GET TEN MORE YEARS OF LIVING!!

[adrienagresteofficiel]

If you couldn't date your current crush but could date ANYONE else (willing on both ends), who would you date?

Nino or Luka probably.

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

SEE! PROOF TO ALL THE HATERS! IM NOT ON THIS LIST WHICH MEANS I AM HIS CRUSH! LOVE YOU TOO SOULMATE BABY!!

[lilarossiofficial]

Ugh, who brought the Cringe back in?

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

HEY @felixgrahamdevanilyofficial!! I JUST LEARNED THAT YOU'RE ADRIEN'S COUSIN AND I FIGURED THAT YOU'D WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU'RE FUTURE COUSIN IN-LAW! SO HIII!!

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

Who are you? I doubt you're going to be related to me ever.

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

REALLY?? SURELY MY SOULMATE BABY, ADRIEN AGRESTE, HAD MENTIONED ME AT SOME POINT! WERE GOING TO GET MARRIED ON MY EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY!!

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

Yeah, sure. And when is that?

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

NOVEMBER 16TH 2031.

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

So you're almost nine? Oh my Kwami- Does Adrien know about this blog?

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

OF COURSE HE IS! SCROLL DOWN AND YOU'LL SEE HIS TSUNDERE LOVE FOR ME AT WORK! LOVE YOU SOULMATE BABY!

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

...No. Trust me, I've know Adrien my entire life. He's very emotional. If he's a tsundere, I'm Ladybug. He's just extremely creeped out.

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

ASK HIM RIGHT NOW! BUT YOU'D HAVE TO PROMISE TO NOT TELL ME OR HE WON'T TELL YOU BECAUSE I CAN'T KNOW ABOUT HIS FEELINGS UNTIL I CRACK TROUGH HIS ICE COLD EXTERIOR!!

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

I texted exactly what you told me to. My answer was straight forward: "Never mention that blog again."

[allegrabaudelaireofficial]

Oh God not this bitch again I thought we got rid of her

Hey maybe a certain peacock antihero can help out?

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

No idea what you're talking about.

[allegrabaudelaireofficial]

Hang on, I'll call him!

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

Hey! Kid! Where's your exact location?

[allegrabaudelaireofficial]

My guess is probably America. Their English is atrocious.

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

ID ONLY TELL THAT TO MY SOULMATE BABY!! AND IM FRENCH!!

[allegrabaudelaireofficial]

Sweet Jesus am I getting the urge to dropkick this kid across Paris

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

Think you, Ms. Not-Actually-related-to-Adrien wants to hurt this kid this much? Think about his over protective cousin and how he feels...

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

YOU GUYS ARE SOOO MEAN!! SOULMATE BABY! COME STAND UP FOR ME!! 😭😭😭

[allegrabaudelaireofficial]

🙄 My god does this child ever shut up

@adrienagresteofficiel @chatnoirofficiel please come make this child shut up before I become a wanted criminal in France for murder

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

YEAH!! SOULMATE BABY, COME SAVE ME FROM BEING MURDERED BY THIS INSANE WOMAN! IT WOULD BE SO HOT AND MANLY!! BUT NOT YOU CHAT NOIR! I HATE YOU! YOU'RE SO LAME AND ANNOYING!!

[adrienagresteofficiel]

What about Marinette? If you couldn’t date your crush (who I’m guessing is Ladybug…) would you date her? If she was willing? 👀

I'm crushing on both of them man

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

AND ME SOULMATE BABY!!

[adrienagresteofficiel]

If you couldn't date your current crush but could date ANYONE else (willing on both ends), who would you date?

Nino or Luka probably.

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

SEE! PROOF TO ALL THE HATERS! IM NOT ON THIS LIST WHICH MEANS I AM HIS CRUSH! LOVE YOU TOO SOULMATE BABY!!

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

HEY @felixgrahamdevanilyofficial!! I JUST LEARNED THAT YOU'RE ADRIEN'S COUSIN AND I FIGURED THAT YOU'D WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU'RE FUTURE COUSIN IN-LAW! SO HIII!!

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

Who are you? I doubt you're going to be related to me ever.

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

REALLY?? SURELY MY SOULMATE BABY, ADRIEN AGRESTE, HAD MENTIONED ME AT SOME POINT! WERE GOING TO GET MARRIED ON MY EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY!!

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

Yeah, sure. And when is that?

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

NOVEMBER 16TH 2031.

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

So you're almost nine? Oh my Kwami- Does Adrien know about this blog?

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

OF COURSE HE IS! SCROLL DOWN AND YOU'LL SEE HIS TSUNDERE LOVE FOR ME AT WORK! LOVE YOU SOULMATE BABY!

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

...No. Trust me, I've know Adrien my entire life. He's very emotional. If he's a tsundere, I'm Ladybug. He's just extremely creeped out.

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

ASK HIM RIGHT NOW! BUT YOU'D HAVE TO PROMISE TO NOT TELL ME OR HE WON'T TELL YOU BECAUSE I CAN'T KNOW ABOUT HIS FEELINGS UNTIL I CRACK TROUGH HIS ICE COLD EXTERIOR!!

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

I texted exactly what you told me to. My answer was straight forward: "Never mention that blog again."

[allegrabaudelaireofficial]

Oh God not this bitch again I thought we got rid of her

Hey maybe a certain peacock antihero can help out?

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

No idea what you're talking about.

[allegrabaudelaireofficial]

Hang on, I'll call him!

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

Hey! Kid! Where's your exact location?

[allegrabaudelaireofficial]

My guess is probably America. Their English is atrocious.

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

ID ONLY TELL THAT TO MY SOULMATE BABY!! AND IM FRENCH!!

[allegrabaudelaireofficial]

Sweet Jesus am I getting the urge to dropkick this kid across Paris

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

Think you, Ms. Not-Actually-related-to-Adrien wants to hurt this kid this much? Think about his over protective cousin and how he feels...

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

YOU GUYS ARE SOOO MEAN!! SOULMATE BABY! COME STAND UP FOR ME!! 😭😭😭

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

HEY @felixgrahamdevanilyofficial!! I JUST LEARNED THAT YOU'RE ADRIEN'S COUSIN AND I FIGURED THAT YOU'D WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU'RE FUTURE COUSIN IN-LAW! SO HIII!!

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

Who are you? I doubt you're going to be related to me ever.

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

REALLY?? SURELY MY SOULMATE BABY, ADRIEN AGRESTE, HAD MENTIONED ME AT SOME POINT! WERE GOING TO GET MARRIED ON MY EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY!!

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

Yeah, sure. And when is that?

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

NOVEMBER 16TH 2031.

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

So you're almost nine? Oh my Kwami- Does Adrien know about this blog?

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

OF COURSE HE IS! SCROLL DOWN AND YOU'LL SEE HIS TSUNDERE LOVE FOR ME AT WORK! LOVE YOU SOULMATE BABY!

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

...No. Trust me, I've know Adrien my entire life. He's very emotional. If he's a tsundere, I'm Ladybug. He's just extremely creeped out.

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

ASK HIM RIGHT NOW! BUT YOU'D HAVE TO PROMISE TO NOT TELL ME OR HE WON'T TELL YOU BECAUSE I CAN'T KNOW ABOUT HIS FEELINGS UNTIL I CRACK TROUGH HIS ICE COLD EXTERIOR!!

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

I texted exactly what you told me to. My answer was straight forward: "Never mention that blog again."

[allegrabaudelaireofficial]

Oh God not this bitch again I thought we got rid of her

Hey maybe a certain peacock antihero can help out?

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

No idea what you're talking about.

[allegrabaudelaireofficial]

Hang on, I'll call him!

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

Hey! Kid! Where's your exact location?

[allegrabaudelaireofficial]

My guess is probably America. Their English is atrocious.

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

ID ONLY TELL THAT TO MY SOULMATE BABY!! AND IM FRENCH!!

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

HEY @felixgrahamdevanilyofficial!! I JUST LEARNED THAT YOU'RE ADRIEN'S COUSIN AND I FIGURED THAT YOU'D WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU'RE FUTURE COUSIN IN-LAW! SO HIII!!

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

Who are you? I doubt you're going to be related to me ever.

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

REALLY?? SURELY MY SOULMATE BABY, ADRIEN AGRESTE, HAD MENTIONED ME AT SOME POINT! WERE GOING TO GET MARRIED ON MY EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY!!

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

Yeah, sure. And when is that?

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

NOVEMBER 16TH 2031.

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

So you're almost nine? Oh my Kwami- Does Adrien know about this blog?

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

OF COURSE HE IS! SCROLL DOWN AND YOU'LL SEE HIS TSUNDERE LOVE FOR ME AT WORK! LOVE YOU SOULMATE BABY!

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

...No. Trust me, I've know Adrien my entire life. He's very emotional. If he's a tsundere, I'm Ladybug. He's just extremely creeped out.

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

ASK HIM RIGHT NOW! BUT YOU'D HAVE TO PROMISE TO NOT TELL ME OR HE WON'T TELL YOU BECAUSE I CAN'T KNOW ABOUT HIS FEELINGS UNTIL I CRACK TROUGH HIS ICE COLD EXTERIOR!!

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

I texted exactly what you told me to. My answer was straight forward: "Never mention that blog again."

[allegrabaudelaireofficial]

Oh God not this bitch again I thought we got rid of her

Hey maybe a certain peacock antihero can help out?

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

No idea what you're talking about.

[ninolahiffeofficial]

Hey kiddo @adrienagrestesfuturewife remember your internet safety lessons! And don't go harrassing people because they're related to Adrien

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

IM BEING SAFE AND IM NOT HARASSING ANYONE! AND WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?! DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON MY SOULMATE BABY?! IF SO, BACK OFF YOU POOP HEAD!

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

Isn't Adrien in love with Ladybug?

WHERE'D YOU HEAR THAT? STUPID RUMORS? GOSH, DON'T LISTEN TO THEM! SO MANY PEOPLE WANT TO KEEP ME AND MY SOULMATE BABY APART, THEY'LL SAY ANYTHING! JUST KNOW THAT ADRIEN LOVES ME AND ONLY ME!

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

HEY @felixgrahamdevanilyofficial!! I JUST LEARNED THAT YOU'RE ADRIEN'S COUSIN AND I FIGURED THAT YOU'D WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU'RE FUTURE COUSIN IN-LAW! SO HIII!!

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

Who are you? I doubt you're going to be related to me ever.

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

REALLY?? SURELY MY SOULMATE BABY, ADRIEN AGRESTE, HAD MENTIONED ME AT SOME POINT! WERE GOING TO GET MARRIED ON MY EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY!!

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

Yeah, sure. And when is that?

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

NOVEMBER 16TH 2031.

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

So you're almost nine? Oh my Kwami- Does Adrien know about this blog?

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

OF COURSE HE IS! SCROLL DOWN AND YOU'LL SEE HIS TSUNDERE LOVE FOR ME AT WORK! LOVE YOU SOULMATE BABY!

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

...No. Trust me, I've know Adrien my entire life. He's very emotional. If he's a tsundere, I'm Ladybug. He's just extremely creeped out.

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

ASK HIM RIGHT NOW! BUT YOU'D HAVE TO PROMISE TO NOT TELL ME OR HE WON'T TELL YOU BECAUSE I CAN'T KNOW ABOUT HIS FEELINGS UNTIL I CRACK TROUGH HIS ICE COLD EXTERIOR!!

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

HEY @felixgrahamdevanilyofficial!! I JUST LEARNED THAT YOU'RE ADRIEN'S COUSIN AND I FIGURED THAT YOU'D WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU'RE FUTURE COUSIN IN-LAW! SO HIII!!

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

Who are you? I doubt you're going to be related to me ever.

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

REALLY?? SURELY MY SOULMATE BABY, ADRIEN AGRESTE, HAD MENTIONED ME AT SOME POINT! WERE GOING TO GET MARRIED ON MY EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY!!

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

Yeah, sure. And when is that?

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

NOVEMBER 16TH 2031.

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

So you're almost nine? Oh my Kwami- Does Adrien know about this blog?

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

OF COURSE HE IS! SCROLL DOWN AND YOU'LL SEE HIS TSUNDERE LOVE FOR ME AT WORK! LOVE YOU SOULMATE BABY!

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

HEY @felixgrahamdevanilyofficial!! I JUST LEARNED THAT YOU'RE ADRIEN'S COUSIN AND I FIGURED THAT YOU'D WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU'RE FUTURE COUSIN IN-LAW! SO HIII!!

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

Who are you? I doubt you're going to be related to me ever.

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

REALLY?? SURELY MY SOULMATE BABY, ADRIEN AGRESTE, HAD MENTIONED ME AT SOME POINT! WERE GOING TO GET MARRIED ON MY EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY!!

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

Yeah, sure. And when is that?

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

NOVEMBER 16TH 2031.

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

HEY @felixgrahamdevanilyofficial!! I JUST LEARNED THAT YOU'RE ADRIEN'S COUSIN AND I FIGURED THAT YOU'D WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU'RE FUTURE COUSIN IN-LAW! SO HIII!!

[felixgrahamdevanilyofficial]

Who are you? I doubt you're going to be related to me ever.

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

REALLY?? SURELY MY SOULMATE BABY, ADRIEN AGRESTE, HAD MENTIONED ME AT SOME POINT! WERE GOING TO GET MARRIED ON MY EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY!!

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

HEY @felixgrahamdevanilyofficial!! I JUST LEARNED THAT YOU'RE ADRIEN'S COUSIN AND I FIGURED THAT YOU'D WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU'RE FUTURE COUSIN IN-LAW! SO HIII!!

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

When was the last time you talked to Adrien IN PERSON?

((This ask never got answered as it has never happened. It has been deleted from AAFW's inbox in a non suspicious manner. Lol))

[adrienagrestesfuturewife]

why adrien though? he's just some guy tbh

ARE YOU INSANE?! MY SOULMATE BABY IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, RESPECTFUL, NICE, KIND, STUNNING BEING IN EXISTENCE! I LOVE HIM MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF AND I'D DO ANYTHING FOR HIM! IF HE'S "JUST SOME GUY" TO YOU, YOU CLEARLY HAVEN'T MET HIM! HE'S PERFECT AND ANY SANE PERSON WOULD AGREE ABD HE'S MINE!