chronicals of a drowned pirate

[betterthankanyebitch]

she’s tanisha from bad girls club omg

[roslips]

bye

[cuttothefeeling]

im screaming @ the administrator in the back

[tsarbucks-deactivated20190812]

i’m fluent in talking shit

[amusementforme]

[adrownedpirate]

Got my #Voxbox today and first thing I tried was these Goodness Knows snack squares. Soooooo delicious I highly recommend. #TryaLittleGoodness #AllNatural #NeedMoreAlready #Nom @gKsnacksquares

[stability]

photo from SLC Comic Con (via CliveBixby22)

[monk3ydizziness]

Best cosplay ever.

[instagrarn]

I recorded my professor everyday

[beeishappy]

[realitytvshow]

[adrownedpirate]

me: *spots a wasp*

me: i am calm, cool and collected. i will not run. i will not yell.

wasp: *comes closers*

me: i am cALM, c-cOOL AND COLLECTED- I AM RUNNINGn I AM YELLING

[geckghost]

[baddiemode]

[theinturnetexplorer]

well that neighbor feud took an amusing turn.

[ohcaptainmycaptain1918]

Imagine your OTP

[dignitea]

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

[fake-patois-deactivated20170529]

[vondell-txt-deactivated20180105]

did you know that the letters in LA stand for:

Los

Angeles

[chubbymermaid87]

Is this for real?

[vondell-txt-deactivated20180105]

I promise

[thecutestofthecute]

So I lost like 10 followers for posting pictures of rottweilers

okay

then

fine

Puppy party without you guys

LATER HATERS

[cloudcuckoolander527]

WHO THE FUCK IS HATING ON ROTTWEILERS?!? BECAUSE IF YOU ARE YOU NEED TO GOLDEN-RETRIEVE YOUR SENSE OF HUMANITY!!!

[frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe]

GOLDEN-RETRIEVE YOUR SENCE OF HUMANITY

[keanumikkelsen]