[northernpasty]

[ludaprilgate]

[isitbatman]

lol our society is so structured on binaries that people think cats are the opposite of dogs

[bogleech]

we also regard dogs as “masculine” and cats as “feminine” to the point that it’s “weird” for men to love cats, women and gay men are stereotyped as liking cats, and creepiest of all, cats are stereotyped as “sexy” animals

[problemheart]

Im 100% grossed out by this

[witch--tripper-deactivated20160]

this fits into my confusion as to why it’s perfectly acceptable to hate cats but blasphemy to hate dogs

[dammit--cas]

That last comment just fucked me up

[whitepeopletwitter]

[slipthot666]

[ludaprilgate]

entering 2019 like

[be-your-luve]

Look at me, I’m not a wrestler. I’m the gay kid.

[catchymemes]

[awfulbear]

Racists trying to figure out what things need to be burned in their life:

[killtheteendream]

this wasn’t even a joke it was a straight-up confession omg

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

[crissle]

i… had no idea martha could drag.

[onlyblackgirl]

[sweepmoon]

Florence and the Machine at last night’s Spotify event in Brooklyn. As Florence began to sing Sky Full of Song a literal storm began to hit, she never faltered and embraced the storm.

[omgamazingwtf123-deactivated202]

Watching this was an ethereal experience

[britneyqueers]

this queen literally summoned a storm during her performance when will your fave ever control the weather with such accuracy

[cake-warrior]

Wow

[jerseyguts]

I love Nick Kroll so much

[theshitneyspears]

this still makes me scream

[livelegatolagrange-deactivated2]

[yourangelonline]

[riviere-libre]

This still fucking cracks me up

[thecuriousowl]

oOOOOH SH*t !!!by AnatoFinnstark

[athenanuu]

@lesbianmeouch

[alexander]

Use y=mx+b to calculate the slope of the line you just crossed

[dockterfrankensteez]

DEADASS!!!

[thedarkestlovee]

Aaaaand they will disbar a lawyer QUICK but these cops get paid vacation.

[brandieblaze]

All I’m saying is you need a master’s to be a social worker, but you can be a cop with a high school diploma. Like, on what fucking planet do that make sense?

[theomenroom]

Cops don’t have to know the law.

There was a supreme court decision recently that a cop is not falsely detaining someone if they’re doing something the cop reasonably believes is against the law, even if it’s actually legal. I think the specific case was about someone driving with a broken taillight in a state where a car is street-legal so long as at least one of its taillights works.

Meanwhile, as a civilian, ignorance of the law is not a defense.

Cops are not required to know the laws they enforce. You are required to know every law you might conceivably break. But then, of course, if you backtalk a cop because you have better knowledge of the law than they do, and they respond violently, good luck winning that.

[porterr-robinson]