[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[tall]

[trumpetsbyjasonderulo]

it’s been ten years and i can confirm that everything still happens so much. happy anniversary king

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

no one is coming to save yo- wrong!! everyone who has ever shown you love and/or care is saving you a little bit.

[loveridden1999]

[goth-queen]

Mood

[as-if-and-only-if]

jack of all trades, master also of all those trades. no prablem 👌

[geosaurusrex-deactivated2015070]

I bought this last night. This is a total game changer. Internet fame, here I come.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[xxspronkus420xx]

Holy shit what. This is like if someone in ancient sumeria had a camera

[skinnamon39]

[emper0rbuggy]

[notahorseindisguise]

they call me normal man on account of my normal nature

[bigtuna108]

[sidebottomjeansbootswiththefur]

[morphimus]

He looks like he’s ducking down to slurp up those mini-kermits like some kinda anteater.

[puppetshell]

When you lay too many eggs and realize your young won't survive with that much competition

[whitepeopletwitter]

[earhartsease]

okay, and lastly Any Other Business? no? right, meeting adjourned, time for the cuddlepile

[football-in-tuxedos]

How many cuckchairs does a person need, jesus

[teaboot]

The Cuck Counsel will decide your fate

[teaboot]

I’m still reading Frankenstein and I know it’s tragic but Victor’s dumb shit ass is hilarious.

Like he busts ass for two years solid to Create Life and thinks, “yeah, I COULD do a first draft, but fuck it let’s go balls to the wall” and pops a redbull

and then the second he actually DOES IT like the SECOND the massive damn guy he’s made opens his eyes he’s like “welp. that was a mistake. nap time” like he doesn’t even put him in a room or anything, just lets this fresh ass eight foot tall baby wander around unattended

And then he wakes up and with all the energy of Ah Fuck I Left The Stove On he sees The Creature look at him and Smile. Literally Smile. The first time The Creature sees him he Smiles, like he’s Happy

And Victor goes all “JINKIES gang, w-we gotta get outta here!” *cartoony noises* runs away. Imagine seeing that shit happen. I’m losing my mind

[teaboot]

I should have read this years ago this is amazing

Victor: Crying screaming throwing up. Tearing out my hair and wailing. Consumed by regret. This is the worst thing anyone has ever done in the whole entire world. Look at this abomination I have cursed myself with. It makes me want to puke

The Creature: :D

[teaboot]

THIS SHIT KEEPS GETTING BETTER OH MY CHRIST

Victor: Okay. Okay so this disgusting fuck exists now. FUCK. Shit alright screw this I need to go for a walk

The Creature, like six hours old, left alone in Victor’s FUCKING APARTMENT: :D

Victor, coming home later and finding the place empty: OH SHIT IT GOT OUT

Victor: Thank Christ

Victor: Almost thought there was gonna be Consequences or something

[luckykittycolor]

[neon-radish]

Guys I think I know how a plasma gun works now

[idislikethissite]

Shinzo abe kind of mechanism