Tongue Tied & Wide Eyed

You say bedazzle, and I say bejizzle. - • Jovi • They/Them • Previously: hopebrokewonderland

[freakoutgirl]

the internet seems like a distant dream

[freakoutgirl]

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

[poobletoods]

i call this phenomenon "god hates me"

[wholesalemagnesiumoxide]

my super inflammatory game design opinion is that no game should ever encourage you to to play every day. yes, this includes animal crossing.

[boodloop]

Would love to see a spin off of deadlock that’s just billy and Mandy except it’s Apollo and Graves. Put two teenagers who annoy the shit out of eachother into Bood mouth

And also, separately, there’s no onscreen romantic tension between the two they’re just annoying the shit out of eachother

[teaboot]

“So this fic has been abandoned but you should read it anyways because…” hold up. Have you not been reading all promising fics regardless of completion this entire time

[teaboot]

Today I learned that an alarming number of yall are filtering fic by “completed works only” which is WILD to me because some of the best shit I ever read was incomplete. Just like how some of the best friendships fade, the best experiences end, the best partners pass away before you’re ready. Nobody wants good things to end but they do and that doesn’t make them less meaningful. And sometimes a tree must be nurtured before it can grow

[passionpeachy]

valentine moth

[primulaceas]

Naomi Shihab Nye, “Sifter.” A Maze Me: Poems for Girls

[parakeet]

Young people don’t know when I joined this website a decade and a half ago we used to have to walk to the post button and back and it was uphill both ways

[parakeet]

Everyone in the notes being like oh yeah the reblog button used to be at the top of the post and you had to scroll back to the top I forgot about that I was just shit posting 😭 how could I forget after my first reblog of Colors of the sky

[villainessbian]

and of course remember

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[oddarette]

Some cute fish puns for Valentine’s Day <3

[cuuno-moved]

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

[technicalzombie]

oh, have you been tricked into loving yourself?

[cuuno-moved]

oh my fucking god is that what just happened

[fluffysheeps]

River puppies 🐊

[fluffysheeps]

Cherry blossom axolotls 🌸

[chaoticbottom]

not to sound like a whore, but can we go to an aquarium date?

[fluffysheeps]

Cookies n' seals 🍪🦭

[saint-ambrosef]

what "no sugar added" should mean: the natural sugars of the other ingredients like fruit are the only source of sweetness in this product

what is actually means: we added a fuckton of artificial sweeteners

[saint-ambrosef]

i see we are all angry about this

[pocketss]

smile, dog!

[jun-hug]

Foxes in Snow

my carrd ★