This is a pro Turn-Signal blog!

My name is Salt. Millenial, bisexual, no preffered pronouns and that's all the info that I thinks is relevant, if you have any questions asks are encouraged. This blog sadly has nothing to do with the great Oscar Wilde but I do enjoy shit posts. I like to think he'd appreciate that.

[apatheticfluorescence]

when a car that's busted up doesn't use their turn signal. did you learn anything

[aroace-ryland-grace]

A detail I absolutely love is how on Yáo and Ilyukhina's personal item bags, their names are embroidered onto patches, but on Grace's it's just a piece of paper with his name written on it. They literally tell the audience from the very start

[charlesoberonn]

A roguelike game where every level you can pick one of three upgrades and buy upgrades at the store. And nothing else.

There's no other gameplay except for the upgrade mechanic. You pick upgrades that improve your upgrades to let you pick better upgrades.

[charlesoberonn]

You want to create synergies that increase the value of your items so you could sell them and buy more expensive items.

[charlesoberonn]

[fourty7out]

you did it you broke rougelikes down to its bare essentials

[charlesoberonn]

There're upgrades for that.

[charlesoberonn]

It's not an incremental game or an idle game since those have a predetermined upgrade-tree and a timed passive income.

I'm talking about a roguelike with procedural stages. But every stage is the store.

You need to beat a score and/or other condition to move on to the next stage, and you get points from your items/relics/consumables/etc.

Then you get to pick one of three free upgrades and get a new store.

[orcboxer]

After a 5 year hiatus, national embarrassment Conor McGregor debuts in his own mma tournament called World's Baddest Man and his very first move is to blow out his knee and collapse to the ground

[orcboxer]

[captmelbourne]

[captmelbourne]

[captmelbourne]

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[the-big-mood]

The process of carefully layering and then cleanly unmolding a rainbow jelly cake

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[duchesspeggy]

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

[shepardoftheearth]

that’s how fucked up our world is now

[64mpg]

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

[64mpg]

it’s just not possible

[supermariomamafucker]

Harry du bois rolling in the ground moaning and eating dry cheerios out of a zip lock bag

[reyu-hng]

the last thing you see before being brutally concussed

[ilovedirt]

never seen that show but I did watch it on tumblr

[karvina]

[devotedlystrangewizard]

i think everyone should program at least once just so you realise just how fucking stupid computers are. because theyre so fucking stupid. a computer wants to be told what to do and exactly that and if you make one typo or forget one detail it starts crying uncontrollably

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

hate this site

[relishboi]

come sit down next to me idiot

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

i will sit next to you at any time ms green

[relishboi]

sit next to me right now. 

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

i am, im sitting next to you right now

[relishboi]

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

[karvina]

they are replacing penis and vagina with 2 new species of terrible awful birds

[bbcsherlock]

im not familiar with that movie but ive heard of its homosexuality