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Falling on Hard Times?

Sell some stock.

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Increasing Stock Prices

The only reason I'm reading this book is because Mitt has stock in Random House.

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Be a Good Wife

Mitt told me "Now, Ann, shut your mouth and tell the cook to make my meatloaf!" and ladies, you know I did! Listening and obeying your husband is the key to your happy marriage!

Pretending Like You Care

Do you people even know how to read?

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How to Keep the Help In Line

"Yes, Juanita? Did you scrub the toilets like I asked? You know how Mitt always pees all over the seat. Do I need to deport another sibling to get you to listen?"

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How to be Successful

"Have Mitt buy the grocery chain, fire all the American workers, and then hire cheaper employees from India!"

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Are You Poor?

Buy more money!

Save on Grocery Shopping

"Stand outside the supermarket and take donations for a food pantry...but only pretend it's for the food pantry!"

Let them eat cake!*

*But only if they can pay for it. You know, food stamps shouldn't really cover cake.

Ann on Immigration

So I was at one of Mitt's rallies and this little Mexican girl comes up to me and tells me that her parents brought her here when she was three years old, she doesn't speak Spanish and she wants to know what I think she should do.

I told that cutie pie "Honey! Delta flies to Honduras!"

Ann Goes Shopping

I don't actually set foot into my own kitchen.

Ann Gives Diet Advice

I see you with that cookie, sweetie. Are you sure you need to eat that? After all, as J.LO says “Those hips don’t lie!”

It's Your Choice to Be Poor!

So why don't you just try being not poor for a while?

Do you have the influenza?

Just go to the emergency room! That's what it's there for!

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