My two grandmas are still alive and they literally couldn’t be more different people.
My maternal grandma: is an evangelical Christian and has never smoked or drank alcohol. She’s always at church, wakes up at 5am every day, and never says a cuss word. She’s rather poor and lives in a very small apartment. She’s the sweetest woman alive.
My paternal grandma: is a Jewish alcoholic who leaves her bedroom at noon every day with a glass of wine. Per day she consumes two packs of cigarettes, a bottle of wine, and a few shots of rum as a treat throughout the day. She lives in a huge house that is only hers because she kicked my grandpa out after he cheated. She cusses like a sailor and to discipline her grandkids she drags us by the ears and calls us assfaces. She’s the best person I know
My grandmas are literally
Kicking my grandpa out of the house was not the only thing my grandma did when my grandpa cheated. She also removed his surnames from her name and had EVERYONE in the family do the same. We all swapped out our surnames from my grandpa’s to my grandma’s maiden name. My grandma KILLED my grandfather’s family name.
My grandpa: *cheats on my grandma*
My grandma: so you have chosen death
