Welcome To The Trash Pile

Simply a bookworm with a love for BTS and memes / 25 / Scorpio

[what-even-is-thiss]

Wow the planking meme is a decade old now isn’t it

[what-even-is-thiss]

I salute you, brave warriors of ages past. Also known as when I was in 8th grade.

[what-even-is-thiss]

[minecraftedmarvel]

You're not allowed to make me feel old stoooppp

[what-even-is-thiss]

[wombatlovesyou-moving]

Shush ur face this meme can't be a decade old it only happened yesterday

[what-even-is-thiss]

2011 was a decade ago whether you like it or not

[waitineedaname]

"we don't have girl talk, we have creature talk," my roommate Julia just said while rolling on the floor, "put that on your fucking tumblr, they'll love that shit"

[waitineedaname]

she just asked how many notes this post has and I told her eighteen and with restrained glee she said "this is going to do horrible things to my ego"

[waitineedaname]

I'm out of town rn but I told her this broke 500 notes and sent her some of yall's tags

[bugsybaritone]

Hey op why is the contact icon a T if their name is Julia? *condescending tone* do you have your roommate saved as “trash” in your phone?

[waitineedaname]

nope!

[unbotheredmuse]

[monsterbi]

[holdoncallfailed]

they’re shutting down yahoo answers in a month….future generations will never know how is babby formed…..they will never plumb the depths of digital knowledge asking “does spider have pusspuss?”……they will never know if they can name their band radiohead 2……..this is the modern burning of the library of alexandria. all those answers lost forever……RIP 

[kieren-fucking-walker]

If you genuinely want to keep hold of yahoo answers things (and you should because documenting history is important even if it’s not history yet, and yes even the internet has history) then here’s a link of how to archive web pages to the wayback machine. I know this is a joke post, but honestly it’s important stuff! There’s no way we’ll get every yahoo answers page out there archived in time, but if you have one that helped you, or even just made you laugh, go archive it! Save it from destruction! I promise a future internet historian will thank you, yes even for the pointless but hilarious ones (perhaps those most of all, researching is tedious work.)

[dailytechnologynews]

This wind powered cargo ship is set to change the way we ship the goods across oceans. The model is very practical and is looking at a possible launch in 2024. https://ift.tt/2MKA9Pb

[guabirudropout2]

Wind powered ships!? What a time to be alive!

[daco-bromanian]

we really are in the future

[jumpingjacktrash]

ok i did have a good laugh but the more i think about it the more awesome this is?

i mean, the reason we quit using sail power wasn’t because it didn’t provide good propulsion. it was because sails were fragile, labor-intensive, and subject to the whims of the weather. from an industrial revolution era perspective, being able to know that your cargo is going to be chugging across the atlantic at a constant 10 knots and arrive friday after next at the latest was HUGE. it’s no wonder we never went back, even after fossil fuels became not only gross but expensive.

this design? using aerofoils like plane wings, with full rotation ability and telescoping height, controlled by computer from the wheelhouse? all the problems with sail power are suddenly over, except the ‘how much wind is there’ one. and that one is significantly reduced by modern weather data gathering systems.

i love the age of sail as a fiction setting because sailing tall ships was so fraught and busy and stressful. the captain or bosun was shouting out orders based on what he could see and feel and guess in that very moment, and maybe some clues like the movement of fog or birds in the distance, and a bunch of underfed guys with crippling ptsd would go rushing up and down an enormous jungle gym with no safety equipment, quite often coated with ice or in the pitch dark, and if they screwed up they died. amazing drama.

but for real life oceangoing experiences, give me this. a ship so big it feels solid as a rock, sails like skyscrapers, no mechanical sounds but the occasional hum of servos adjusting their angle, gliding serene across the water like a reflection of the moon. yeah. give me that.

[pukicho]

Every post on reddit is like “my wife left me, so i spent 100000 on a new man cave” and there’s always a storm trooper of some kind in the room. Ive seen this happen so often on reddit that now i associate storm troopers and the entire star wars universe with divorce.

[s8riel]

may divorce be with you

[pukicho]

[memewhore]

[thatguyvitor]

[bey]

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

[bana05]

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

[noahwyles]

“hey what are you doing?” “nothing”  “oh great! so you are avaliab-” “no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.” 

[embyrr922]

I’m doing nothing. Actively. It’s important.

[memewhore]

[scarlettbabey]

It translates to “we’re looking for you” and I don’t feel comfortable

[mr-fancy-panties]

[lazarus-lazuli]

The Cruella trailer really does remind me of that one moment from Twisted

[whitepeopletwitter]

[joeydaccord]

(insp. by)

[chrishemsworht]

Eddie Brock in Venom 

[buyakasha]

so many critics said he over-acted. that this movie didn’t deserve tom hardy’s level of acting. but in reality, maybe if more bad movies had people like tom going balls to the wall, they wouldn’t be bad movies

[poolboydivision]

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i didn’t watch venom for a GOOD movie i watched venom for a FUN movie, and it absolutely delivered on that.

[piecesofbird]

i think it’s fine he was the only one who went ham, eddie brock didn’t know shit and he didn’t ask for this. everyone else didn’t know about the aliens and didn’t interact with them, or interacted with them on purpose after already being made aware. he just got a surprise alien

[prof-grace-aspen]

It’s the same reason Jaskier works so well: Joey Batey specifically said he acted like he was in a comedy while everyone else was in a period drama.

[antique-scarecrow]

this is such a hot take, i want more examples

[aqueerkettleofish]

Raoul Julia had a lot of fun as M. Bison in the Street Fighter movie. When it was over he was genuinely surprised to learn that it was not, in fact, intended to be a comedy. (“Then why did they cast ME?”) Michael Caine told the director of Muppet Christmas Carol that he wasn’t going to acknowledge the muppetness, and as far as he was concerned he was in a Royal Shakespeare Theatre Production. The director said “Yes, that’s why we cast you.”

[jayce]

[noahnomore]

[stage-props]

[manlethotline]

you expect me to act like a normal human being?  I’m wearing a turtleneck.

[woodrider]

Banishment is the funniest punishment I can think of. Just get out of here