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screaming, crying, throwing up any pronouns "I don't want to live the wrong life and then die." -- Station Eleven

[tenapricats]

I’m always like, “this WIP will be finished this week” and then six months later it’s still not done

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real af

[vita-min-bunniii]

you are like if two people had a child

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Stormlight Archive adaptation BUT THE SHARDBLADES ARE REPLACED WITH BAGUETTES

[urists]

[awakeagainstmywill]

"Ok, wrap him up and put him on the ship. And add 10 kg skittles, twizzlers and instant ramen to the food supplies. "

"But ..."

"He needs red40 for optimal brain function. 10 kg of each, assorted flavors, thanks."

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God I love Robin Buckley that's it that's the tweet

[trashcangimmick]

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idc Dr. Santos is such a babe she can do no wrong

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Homestuck is so funny cause you really CAN'T fight the Homestuck, sooner or later you always come back

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

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Okay but "Second Child, Restless Child" is SUCH a Cal Trask Song

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reblogging because I remembered I made this post, I was about to make it again, but yeah he's literally the second child and he's constantly trying to redeem himself and its just...oh my god that song fits him to a T

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"Now that you don't have to be perfect; you can be good" is just...god John Steinbeck was cooking when he made that quote, like how do you even THINK of that?

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Grace calling someone "a waste of carbon" is unironically so cunty

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Jane Eyre, god I love Jane Eyre, few classic novels have reached me that much, and god I love Jane herself, god I think I'll miss that story for a long time

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Thomas Hardy is just.....fuck.

[precalamity]

yeah they checked . eurus by the oh hellos is still the best song

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Starting Anne with an E is so funny cause I just started the first episode and I know the second I finish the series I'm going to be in such a state of actual fucking morning