Arlo

-19- -Astronomy enthusiast- -too many Fandom to list lmaoo-

[pitbolshevik]

my super sustainable bmw

[pitbolshevik]

[lgbtlunaverse]

Obsessed with characters who portray themselves as worse than they are. Who are lying to everyone including themselves about it. People generally assume if someone's lying about themselves they're trying to look better but sometimes they're trying to look worse. They attribute agency to where they had none, add intent to accidents, try to convince everyone that this is something they did instead of something that happened to them.

[unclefather]

[superepicchan]

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 62

Puddleglum (The Chronicles of Narnia)

Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)

Remaining time: 1 day 1 hour

[cieledheart]

[sortagothsaturday]

its not my fault that old man has raw sex appeal

[liharuto]

☀The monarch and knight🌙

(but actually a salad and fish lol)

[moonsoon-art]

The Imperator and Her Sword

[jilf]

[fightinggameheritageposts]

fighting game heritage post

[pcktknife]

not to b nitpicky or like a gatekeeper of language but its kinda annoying yknow

[leosuncancervenus]

Everyone in the notes saying “it’s just shorthand” you know it can be both right. Go listen 2 some rap music pls. No ones saying you have to stop abbreviating in the among us chat, but if you walk around saying it outside of that you will probably lose the few black friends you have ♥️ act right or we WILL revoke your abbreviation privileges ♥️

[mintykiwi]

bringing this back for the among us show

[fairy-bread-cookie]

Saw this and immediately had to apply everyone's favorite mad scientist to it

[aelxr]

To answer your question “Is there actually an among us show?”

Yes there is, it’s very queer and weirdly horny, it’s official by Innersloth, 10/10 in my book

That is amazing, thank you

[iamthekaijuking]

This show had ZERO fucking oversight it’s actually good

They’re all nonbinary

There’s an entire section of just among us VR

The animation for the imposter is noticeably better than the rest of the show

There’s a 12 Angry Men bit

Most of the crewmates hate capitalism

There’s completely unnecessary amounts of blood and sorta brutal deaths

The characters cuss and occasionally flip each other off

Absolutely dumb visual gags

There’s an entire half an episode where they get high on oxygen deprivation and hamster pile naked

During that same bit one of the crew mates is just played by a guy in an inflatable costume in front of a green screen

And all of it is just played completely fucking straight

[phobom3ral]

Among Us show headcanons

Red: Nonbinary, Pansexual, They/Them

Orange: Nonbinary, Pansexual, They/Them

Yellow: Nonbinary, Pansexual, They/Them

Lime: Nonbinary, Pansexual, They/Them

Green: Nonbinary, Pansexual, They/Them

Teal: Nonbinary, Pansexual, They/Them

Blue: Sexy

Purple: Nonbinary, Pansexual, They/Them

Black: Nonbinary, Pansexual, They/Them

Brown: Nonbinary, Pansexual, They/Them

White: Capitalist

[teaboot]

Straights can come to the sexuality festival because at least they also have sex. Asexuals cannot come.

New stupid opinion just dropped, you may only attend the civil rights event if you arrive on site riding an enthusiastically consenting second party like a horse at the Kenfucky Derby

[zalein]

@teaboot #My tranny ass IS asexual you absolute ass#Where do you want me? Handing out sugar cubes from the fucking Cuck Chair??#Going to pride and leaving my Asexual behind in a hot car with the windows cracked#SEXUALITY FESTIVAL????

[teaboot]

ruh roh