❝ you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. ❞
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❝ you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. ❞
me: beelzebub and asmodeus are from hell. they care little for human traditions.
beelzebub and asmodeus: THIS IS HALLOWEEN. THIS IS HALLOWEEN.
crowley.
CROWLEY’S EYES LATCH ONTO THE COIN, this slight vibrating tension as they watch it. Their fingers tap, drum steadily against the arm of the chair. “Yeah, well,” They utter, a FAUX BREEZY tone as they wave a hand through the air. “Hardly my fault for it, hm? They tried to kill me.” It’s so casual, Crowley – before the trail, before stopping the End Times – would’ve had an OUNCE MORE respect geared towards the other.
Now? Well, Crowley could care less.
Still, the words catch their attention, eyebrows raising.
“THANK me, well then –” There’s a TEASING GRIN that crosses their face. “That isn’t EXPECTED,” they sit back, leaning slightly with a raised eyebrow. “Hell’s seriously FUCKED if you’re thanking me, huh?” After all, Hell didn’t do THANK YOUS, Crowley is much too aware of that.
it does not surprise him that the other would react the way they did, it stands to reason that demonic beings were not the thankful type. asmodeus learned that quick enough after his fall and it never vanished from his mind. respect was to be given to those of a higher power but to show it to lesser beings ? uncommon. nevertheless, the prince leaned forward to place the coin onto the table and closer to the serpent.
❛ you ruined the plan. i would not expect anything less than a trial of death from lord beelzebub. ❜ for a very short moment, his smile turns to a frown until lips twitch upward. ❛ hell has been fucked for as long as i remember, my dear. i cannot recall the last time you’ve visited my level of hell ----- if you ever have, but i don’t hang around there too often. i prefer to spend my time on earth; and it would have been a damn shame to have the war come and ruin everything. so, i’ll give my gratitude where i think it is due. without you and that angel of yours messing up everything, the war may have just happened and i’d have to go back to hell. ❜
----- UPDATING ASMODEUS.
gonna be rewriting some of asmodeus’ information. mostly his personality and backstory. keep in mind, he will still be close to how he is being wrote currently. just adding a few little things here and there. also gonna discuss his backstory and his rivalry with the angel raphael. again, keep in mind that pre-established relationships do not have to be followed. the reason why i’m including his rivalry with the angel raphael is due to the information i’ve read about asmodeus. i will be making small changes and adding my own things into the information to better fit with good omens. i’ll make another post when the updates have been finished.
I kinda feel dope right now.
crowley.
a glance up from the newspaper and then a heaved sigh, disappointment. “ i suppose it is. ” and their attention is turned back to the newspaper. “ and you are? ”
asmodeus thanked them within a whisper. he pulls the chair enough to sit, arms resting ‘pon the table as eyes take in the demon occupying the other side. his lips part to ask of the serpent’s evening, but it seemed a question was already being laid onto the table. who was he ? of course they wouldn’t know or maybe they did but forgot. whichever the reason, the prince’s smile formed into a wicked one. ❛ asmodeus. one of the seven princes of hell. it’s a pleasure to meet you, crowley. i’ve heard quite a bit about you from beelzebub. ❜
hastur.
Hastur obeys, and takes a seat.
There’s discomfort washing off of him in sheets. To say he was at ease ( genuinely at ease, anyway, he knew how to pretend ) amongst any of the princes besides his own would have been to assume the best out of Hastur. He was nervous by nature, wound like a spring, but to be around Them, that was…
Hastur shifted his legs closer together, hands clasped neatly on his knees. If he didn’t fear directly defying Asmodeus, he’d still be standing now.
“ s’um- … “ he starts off well intentioned, though his voice dies quickly in his throat. Pity he can’t bring himself to talk plainly. “ Begging your pardon, m’lord, but Lord Beelzebub wanted to… address some policy concerns. Didn’t have the time, I’m afraid, least they visit themselves.”
the sultry prince watched rather closely as the demon moved to sit. he noted their posture ---- tight and possibly practiced. he was curious how many times the duke has been sent to meet with the other princes of hell. he was almost willing to admit that he was impressed that the other was not trembling or tripping over their words. asmodeus pushes himself from his chair with a low hum as he walks towards his small stash of liquor. ❛ beez rarely visits, my dear. business or personal. not that i’m complaining when they send such a handsome replacement. ❜ he teased with a wink thrown over his shoulder. their attention returns to pouring.
❛ i know you must have more important things to do after all this, so do continue. ❜
THE FIVE SENSES / SENTENCE STARTERS .
some may be nsfw and / or be triggering.
01 : TOUCH .
❝ i love this [ FABRIC ], it feels satisfying. ❞
❝ your touch. it leaves me breathless. ❞
❝ your touch is unlike any other. ❞
❝ have you ever felt anything more comfortable? ❞
❝ feel this. what does it feel like to you? ❞
❝ i wanted to see what it felt like. ❞
❝ touch it. i dare you. ❞
❝ you felt ice cold when i touched you. ❞
❝ you feel warm to me. ❞
❝ i love the feel of [ FABRIC ] against my skin. ❞
❝ i love the feel of your skin against mine. ❞
❝ i would never touch anyone else. ❞
❝ i love the feel of your hair between each of my fingers. ❞
❝ don’t you dare touch me. ❞
❝ i want to feel your lips against my own. ❞
❝ i can feel your pulse. it jumped. ❞
❝ let me give you a massage. ❞
❝ you feel like home to me. ❞
02 : TASTE .
❝ i love the taste of you. ❞
❝ i can never forget that taste. ❞
❝ fair warning, it does have a bitter taste. ❞
❝ no offense, you just aren’t my taste. ❞
❝ can i have a taste of that? ❞
❝ i have yearned for the taste of your lips. ❞
❝ that tasted pretty good actually. ❞
❝ it just left a really bad taste in my mouth so no thanks. ❞
❝ nothing taste better than chocolate. ❞
❝ i’ve got something you might want to taste. ❞
❝ i will forever savor that taste. ❞
❝ blood has such a metallic taste. ❞
❝ my taste buds are mad at me after eating that. ❞
❝ how’s it feel to get a taste of your own medicine? ❞
❝ you didn’t even taste it. ❞
❝ trust me, you’ll want to taste this. ❞
❝ i think it has a bit of bitter sweet taste. ❞
❝ so you tasted it, did you like it? ❞
03 : SIGHT .
❝ i see you. ❞
❝ i’ve never seen things so clearer than i do now. ❞
❝ it’s too dark, i can’t see anything. ❞
❝ how can you see anything? it’s pitch dark. ❞
❝ i’ve looked close enough and i see you for what you are. ❞
❝ please, just look at me. ❞
❝ stop staring at me like that. ❞
❝ get that light out of my face. ❞
❝ it’s so bright outside today. ❞
❝ what’s wrong? what did you see? ❞
❝ you’re scared, you must have saw something. ❞
❝ what i saw, you’ll never believe me. ❞
❝ i’ve never seen you before. ❞
❝ have we seen one another before? ❞
❝ you see me for what i truly am. ❞
❝ i didn’t see anything. ❞
❝ did you see that? ❞
❝ i can’t believe my eyes. ❞
04 : SOUND .
❝ shhh, i just heard something. ❞
❝ did you hear that? ❞
❝ what is that sound? ❞
❝ i missed the sound of your voice. ❞
❝ do you hear me? stay away from me. ❞
❝ i hear you, loud and clear. ❞
❝ i’m sorry, what was that? i didn’t hear you. ❞
❝ i’ve heard that sound before. ❞
❝ you didn’t hear anything at all? ❞
❝ can you hear what they’re saying? ❞
❝ aw, i love the sound of music. ❞
❝ i never said i could hear them. ❞
❝ wait, hear that? something is coming. ❞
❝ i could hear screams … ❞
❝ i heard you all the way upstairs. ❞
❝ you didn’t just hear that? that sound? that noise? ❞
❝ trust me, you’re going to want to hear this. ❞
❝ please, just hear me out. ❞
05 : SMELL .
❝ what is that smell? ❞
❝ i have missed your smell. ❞
❝ you smell nice. ❞
❝ it’s unlike anything i’ve smelled before. ❞
❝ i smell the food cooking from here. ❞
❝ do you smell that? ❞
❝ how are you able to smell that? ❞
❝ no offense but it really smells. ❞
❝ it’s starting to smell. ❞
❝ tell me, you’ve smelled this before. ❞
❝ i know that smell, it’s the smell of lies. ❞
❝ i can smell you from here. ❞
❝ are you smelling me? ❞
❝ i missed the smell of your hair. ❞
❝ i need to step away, get some fresh air. ❞
❝ do you smell that? that’s the smell of freedom. ❞
❝ i could never erase your smell. ❞
❝ i can smell the fear on you from here. ❞
ANSWERING THIS ONE QUESTION MY FRIEND HAD HERE.
------ CHILDREN & REPRODUCING.
asmodeus cannot have children in the ways we think. the power to create was made by GOD and eventually, SATAN. the demonic lord has the power to create in their own way. asmodeus, although a powerful demon, cannot physically reproduce unless it is with another demon. they cannot impregnate or be impregnated by a human. it’s impossible. even the cruelest sinners cannot reproduce with the prince. it may also be involved with his sin of lust. reproducing is typically seen as an act of love. asmodeus rarely ever falls in love with his prey so the act of reproducing is very, very slim. if he did happen to reproduce with a human --- he’d be more than shocked. for six-thousand years he has slept with many, many humans and none have been impregnated or impregnated him. would GOD truly allow demons to reproduce offspring with her humans ? very unlikely.
as mentioned, asmodeus can have offspring with another demon. it’s still a slim chance that he’ll reproduce because he really doesn’t want to have to raise a child. he may like children but does he want one of his own ? no way. that’s too much commitment. what if the child was used as a weakness against him ? what if the child was just like him ? what if he came to care for the child ? he wouldn’t allow it. that being said, if he does end up having a child with another demon, congratulations to that demon. asmodeus must truly care for you.
asmodeus cannot reproduce with an angel. even if they tried, it would never work. not even a miracle could make it possible. asmodeus doesn’t mind. having the chance to rock an angel’s world is good enough for them.
brings me back to my temple in between those thighs [x]
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Flirting ≠ Shipping
My muse flirting with your muse does not indicate that I am trying to ship with you. My muse is just a flirty little shit and I have no control over them.
hastur is handsome. ya’ll are just mean.
starter call : @ineffableduality
❛ you think you need it, you think you want love. ❜ heels hit the tiled floor with echoing clicks. hands coming to rest on shoulders, fingernails sinking into the shirt’s material. a threat. ( DO NOT MOVE ). the prince leans at waist, upper body lowering until lips were near the serpent’s ear. there’s a faint chuckle.
❛ you wouldn't want it if you knew what it was. ❜ (x)
starter call : @seekscryptids
❛ you wanna see tomorrow ? you better step aside. ❜ that was the nicest way they could respond through tight jaw and grinding teeth. anger danced dangerously with each word that fell like from their lips. (x)
starter call : @unlikelyduo
❛ darling, you're much better off without them. ❜ there’s a head tilt. fingers dancing along the back of the weathered bench. a laugh, soft and short. such a dangerous game the serpent initiated. a game that could cause so much chaos for both heaven and hell. oh, it was devilish. very selfish. to ruin a plan that was written long ago. all for an angel that was as dense as a brick wall. poor thing. he wondered why he kept it up; but then again, it did not take a demon of lust to see that the demon was head over heels in love for the angel named, aziraphale. what a laugh ! a demon in love with an angel. ❛ forget about the angel. ❜ (x)
what people expect asmodeus is like vs what asmodeus is actually like.
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PERSONALS DO NOT REBLOG OR I’LL BITE YOUR TOES !
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