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You don’t know me until you stayed up till 4 A.M with me

some of you never woke up after heart transplant surgery and discovered that your boyfriend, zayn malik, had been the donor and it shows

mysharona1987

spacehomos

Confess and get the fuck out

anxietyproblem

pilesofgryles

whenever i hit the clubs bouncers be like “I.D. please”

no problem

suppermariobroth

Characters leaving the camera’s field of view and ceasing to be rendered piece by piece in Mario Party 2.

imactuallynot

Mario Party: Infinity War

pubpenguin

i actually thought google broke

rebel-in-tartan

Why have I been laughing at this for a solid 5 minutes?

glumshoe

man the juxtaposition really makes it seem like that bourbon insta-killed her

daffodilandroses

Meanwhile in Australia

colourblue

wang-fire

tag urself, im aang

bundibird

I've seen this at least once every day for the last three days, and every time, I absolutely lose it at Toph's "STAIRS"

jupiterinthe7th

woundhound

in summary, I wish I was in love

funnystories

funny story

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money