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27/she

[roycohn]

i cannot do another round of "is shaving feminist?" discourse again, i simply cannot do it. is shaving feminist? no! do feminists shave their bodies? yes! is this a deep betrayal of principles? not really! do some women actually shave for the mythical "sensory reasons"? well, considering that my number one reason for shaving my legs in the summer is because my ceiling fan blows on the hair and i'm constantly having mini freakouts that i've got a bug crawling on me, i'd imagine some do! is it okay for a woman to say to herself "i realize i'm mostly doing this because i don't want to be treated worse by people in the world who find my unshaven legs disgusting, but i'm still going to do it because i don't think suffering for no reason is virtuous" and shave? yes! will yelling at her to "think critically about her choices" until she agrees with you actually work? no! does any of this make it any easier to get an abortion in this country? nope! have we replaced the "is this pop star a feminist?" discourse of the 2010s with "are your personal choices antithetical to the tenets of feminism?" discourse in the 2020s, none of which is conveniently focused on the actual loci of power?? hahahahahahaaaaa

[footsteps-on-the-dance-floor]

april fools day is actually the most sensible day of the year because it's the only day on which people will read something on the internet and stop for a second to consider whether or not it's actually true

[noahnomore]

[clauonacloud-deactivated2022071]

[latinajedi]

[gay-jesus-probably]

YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW

[riluri]

well damn

[ospreyonthemoon]

[letslipthehounds]

Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"

[dykekarkat]

neil's problem solving skills are honestly really good if you ignore that his problem creating skills are the reason for the former.

[feralmode]

neil starts acquiring keys. first the keys to the foxhole court, then to andrew’s house. andrew’s car. wymack’s apartment. abby’s house. his key ring gets heavy and andrew gets him a carabiner so he can clip it onto his backpack, his belt loop, his duffel bag on overnight trips. he likes the sound of it, the jingle. it reminds him of home. the foxes realize he likes it and start to get him keychains as gifts. he adds them all, even when his carabiner starts to get excessively crowded. it becomes a tradition that whenever any of the foxes move into a new house they give neil a copy of their new key. he keeps them all. he’s not nothing anymore. he has so many people and so many homes he doesn’t know where to put them all

[boudicca]

craziest part of all for the game is that any of them managed to still somehow pass their classes during all that

[boudicca]

Subject: URGENT: Risk of failing - SOC100 Introduction to Sociology

Dear Mr Josten,

After an assessment of your grades and progress in Introduction to Sociology this semester, it is clear that you may not be able to attain a high enough grade overall to receive a credit for the course.

Moving forward, failure to complete all assignments and exercises in the course to a minimum grade of 70 percent will lead to a failing grade in the course. This is not high school, and I suggest you learn quickly that there are real consequences to your actions. You cannot simply skip assignments without an excuse.

Best,

Professor John Williams

Head, Department of Sociology

Palmetto State University

Subject: RE: URGENT: Risk of failing - SOC100 Introduction to Sociology

Hi prof Williams,

Got tortured by the mob

https://news.google.com/

neil

[woahbb]

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[theemotionmachine]

[cyberbullyinc]

[emiliusthegreat]

I had previously seen the bottom image with zero context like 5 times before finally finding the context post and that’s why I love tumblr.

[sodiumfreak]

FIRST step to enjoying any media is getting attached to the character whose suicidal tendencies are the most obvious

[tiredandoptimistic]

Nothing hits like "romantic couple and a third guy who's not dating either of them but is definitely a part of this dynamic"

[beemovieerotica]

[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]

[catnippackets]

when we try to befriend cats we mimic their meows and get down on the ground to their level and try to gently coax them to interact with us right

that horrifying entity mimicking human noises at us maybe just thinks we’re cool and wants to pet us?

[catnippackets]

had to draw it

[catnippackets]

a few people pointed out that they probably wouldn’t understand what they were saying and just mimicking whatever sounds they happen to hear so I wanted to add this

[dogpuppy]

[thoodleoo]

maybe the funniest way to handle a prophecy from the famous oracle at delphi. "i don't know what that is so i will not do it thank you"

[asdfgbhjkfrgfkslehelsfhelfew-de]

twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens 

[synder-sync]

how DARE you hide this comedy gold IN THE TAGS