Tele’s Cringe Blog

1000 posts! but more importantly

1002 members 🎉🤸‍♂️✨

thank you so much everyone who has joined and a major thank you to all the admins who do an amazing and hard job!

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I’ve got to become unfuckable

I want to to be a sad pathetic unfuckable man in a fuckable way.

I need the attraction to be conflicting.

Girl I can show you off brand dr pepper bottles on my nightstand and the saddest dick game imaginable.

I’m like if the color grey and mold had a son

But I’m not like other sad men..im allergic to cigarettes

#Palpatinecore

Wishing ill on whoever changed the sideblog name.

Hey is there, like, a discord to join?

—@singlebrick

#booo 🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱#tomatoes aren’t heavy enough #I’ve seen cosplayers w a $30 budget do better than Disney cmon #psst the secret is actual passion for the series

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Works for a week

transmascskywalker

every time a movie from the 80s looks better than an ultra high budget 2023 disney project an angel loses its wings and fuckjng dies on impact

What happened to the cats in Ukrainian folk clothing post? please my app blacked out when I saved one picture it’s all I managed to get :(

This was the first one and there were like 7 :(

im really lost um how do i get into the discord? i cant find a link anywhere and when i do its expired

- tenpixelsusie

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Discord server links expire weekly; this one should work until the 31st/1st depending on time zones

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Since ao3 is down I’m gonna read some of my Star Wars books

They’re like fanfic but canon

I do wholeheartedly believe Wes Anderson is a sick sick freak. I like his movies but I definitely think this guy has like a hidden room in his spacious french apartment that he slips into quietly each night and it is just filled with tiny little doll replicas of all the actors he's ever used in any of his movies and he puppets them around and mimicks their voices and shit. and sometimes he'll text Owen Wilson pictures of his little doll with a comb or something from an untraceable number and pair it with like "see how I take care of you Owen?" and then the following day Owen Wilson will find him at the service table and go, "Geez Wes look at this," and Wes will pretend to be all concerned and horrified but there is this calculating almost eager look in his eyes that unsettles Owen Wilson. and the next time Wes is having a little soiree with all his actors, his beloved beloved actors, maybe Owen Wilson will accidentally get lost on his way to the beautiful bathroom and find that little room and see all those dolls and his throat will hitch with horror. And before he can call Bill Murray or Adrian Brody to look a dark silhouette will appear in the doorway and Wes looks sort of resigned when he says, "I see you finally found my secret, Owen," and Owen Wilson will try and pretend that he's fine with it but they both know better. and Wes will go (the look in his eyes back again) "We both know this can't get out, right?" and he'll grin very suddenly and Owen Wilson will laugh along very nervously and leave the room and eat some brioche and when the evening is over he will rush over to his Prius and frantically click his keys but over the cobbles on the beautiful beautiful street there is the sound of footsteps. and tears are running down Owen Wilson's cheeks but he can't say a word and Wes, emerging from the shadows, will gently touch him on the shoulder and say, "look, I'll drive you to the airport, huh?" and Owen Wilson will try to refuse but they both know it's futile. and, halfway through the drive, Wes Anderson will smile and say, "I'll miss working with you" and then perfectly jump and roll out of the car, wiping off his corduroy pants, while Owen Wilson's Prius swerves into a local patisserie, bursting into flames

Hey how are the batteries on your carbon monoxide alarm?

does the discord link not work for anyone else. also hi its me again

- @aeganon

Unfortunately discord no longer lets you make permanent links to private servers, but this one should last until July 14th

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#cough cough #don’t make me tap the sign

NB: no reblogging to this page includes creating reblog chains of post made on this page.

- why are the posting rules so limiting?

there are over 400 of you. i don't know everyone here i barely know anyone here and the same goes for most of you. that's 400 differing views about everything under the sun here and i would like those views to remain not a part of this page. why? bc the purpose of this page is to see how many members you can add to a sideblog on tumblr. unfortunately the purpose isn't posting and the admins are not here to moderate posting and discourse that will inevitably eventually occur.

understandably some people want to make friends with the others users here. that's great. which is why there is the one (1) intro post allowance. this is why reblog chains of silly posts are not wanted. then new users' intro posts get lost and we want everyone's intro post to be seen.

additionally if you reblog posts made from users' on this blog to your personal page they will go there to check it which means they will see your page which is a lot more helpful that everything circulating here. bc ppl have to tag their posts made here with their url you can tag them in your reblog to your personal page so they don't miss it.

there is alos a discord and minecraft server linked in the pinned which are perfect places for socialization and promoting your own posts from your personal pages. i will also happily add anymore similar links to the pinned once you make a post on your page about it and lmk.

beyond that we want people interested in the purpose of the page i.e. seeing how many members a sideblog can hold to be able to easily see the member updates on how much members there are.

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING NEEDLESSLY TO THE PAGE THANK YOU. PLEASE STICK TO ONE (1) INTRO POST (if you want to make it extremely long add a read more under the first most essential line).

thank you for respecting the guidelines :)

Woohoo columbo time