henlo, it wiz

babu. wife. dogs. crestie. vet med. plants. 26

[dogpuppy]

[sapphireshorelines]

Jordan Nassar is a Palestinian artist who creates embroidered landscapes which are framed by, and built up through, repeating patterns adapted from traditional Palestinian motifs. 

[officialunitedstates]

me when im bored and just feel like balancin

[willowrunes]

Oh yeah there's a part 2 of the horse desensitizing that I love.

🐎: Hey what's with that tiny predator, the one you're hold- WOAH WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT UP SO HIGH

[3000s]

spending 20 dollars is easy but once you do it 5 times uh oh

[3000s]

you should be able to spend 20 dollars at least 10 times before it adds up to one hundred dollars

[pol-ski]

.❤️

[tits-n-trix]

Who let's a monk who only speaks Polish and Latin out of an monastery, and not only out of a monastery but to an airport, and not only an airport but the O'Hare airport located in Chicago USA

[flipocrite]

[fluorescentbalaclava]

[starpeace]

i love pitting classically trained magic users against self-taught magic users in sci-fi/fantasy but it shouldn’t be snobbish disdain for them it should be terror

[starpeace]

“WHO TAUGHT YOU LIGHTNING BEFORE BASIC TELEKINESIS. LOSING MY MIND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST DID IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAST WITH YOUR BARE HANDS”

[elidyce]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT YOU’VE ‘HACKED’ MANA DRAIN

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘DRINK SOME JUICE’

WHAT IS ‘LOW BLOOD SUGAR’

WHY IS THIS WORKING

I HATE YOU SO MUCH

[superjustaguyblog]

Okay but other direction can ALSO be a lot of fun

“What do you mean I don’t have to burn half my blood to create a fireball?”

“Why can you teleport more than once without vomiting? WTF is ‘quantum displacement awareness’???”

“You know HOW many spells? HOW? ... What do you mean ‘my spell book’?”

“Ooooh, you’re just summoning water portions from the Plane of Water... Lol I thought I HAD to combine hydrogen and oxygen molecules to generate water in small amounts. That’s so much easier then what I was doing!”

[anachronistic-cat]

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[sambuchito]

de una forma una mini pimer es como una cinturonga …

[sambuchito]

[conobarco-deactivated20260330]

[dryadlost]

[shitty-little-weewee-boy]

[thestuffedalligator]

They’ve been rebuilding the Tower of Babel, but this time they have a team of linguists on site. Every time God smites the builders and invents a dozen new languages, the linguists have a dozen decently sized translations in about a month and work can start up again.

The linguists have been really into it. They say the new phonemes are fascinating. As for God, I assume that at this point he’s just curious to see how far this goes.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Family bonding activity

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

accidentally told a customer the wrong price and like the little f slur I am I said "oopsie! I lied to you hold on" and she without any pause said "all liars go to hell" 😐🫡

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

it was a joann fabrics. how did you know. how did you know

[littlegreyzetan]

IF YOU THINK ALIENS ARE FAKE

CHECK WHO IS YOUR MOM BED ME AND IT IS SEX WE ARE DOING

[lizardsfromspace]

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

[yuumei-art]

Shooting stars 🌠

[tlirsgender]

Shouldn't have put the new year in the middle of winter cause then everyone expects you to get your shit together in january. Of all times

[tlirsgender]

"What's your new years resolution" Survive. Ask me again when I'm not vitamin d deficient

[whoopseydaisy]

may i humbly suggest celebrating wanderhome holidays in ur life

[brightlotusmoon]

[lesbianhallieparker]

THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEENNNN

[wabbledab]