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hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!

going to a community college in the bible belt is not that unique of an experience, until your bio professor has to spend 5 minutes disclaiming that the study of Darwin is not a personal attack on your beliefs and reassuring everyone that she is a devout christian, and the english teacher has to swear up and down that the shapes made by an enneagram personality test are not wiccan

#makes you wonder how much they’ve had to deal with if they feel the need to disclaim this shit so thoroughly 🤧#sometimes i feel like im in the twilight zone ngl #casper screams into the void

pollen

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

you know I think I WILL bet on myself for a change [is mysteriously losing dog shaped]

civvic

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

wordfather

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

wordfather

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

#the trouble of wanting this song on my 8+hr indie playlist but getting jumpscared by a giant shrek on the album cover #every time

dogpuppy

squirrelly-13

they got married btw

visit-me-here-in-wonderland

oh you’re not kidding

#this is a bigger pull than hozier tbh

qi-mera

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

jadenebula

#happy pride i’m finally using neopronouns #this is like the final shedding of my teenage tr*nsmed ways. i’m finally freee #casper screams into the void

prole-log

livesunique

Schloss Braunfels, Braunfels, Lahn-Dill-Kreis, Hesse, Germany

cuunos

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

#what do you mean dan and phil’s first sims video was 12 years ago 🤠

ryebreadgf

cowboyified

kosmogrl

it’s june I desperately need to stop wasting time

kosmogrl

we’re basically halfway through the year this is getting SERIOUS

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