Aesthetic and Intoxicated

Taking the high road 🍁🍁🍁

[pacificremains]

Bearded dragon skeleton, cleaned using oxidation. A jaunty fellow!

[stimman3000]

[bennettmarko]

[mephostophilis]

hey um i’ve got some bad news. we mulled your boyfriend. he fell in the wine and we mulled him. yeah with the cinnamon sticks.

[catchymemes]

[taproot-bread]

Weighted blanket is not enough I need someone to do this to me

[paladitos]

who is telling men that having gray in their hair is ugly. why are they fucking lying

[paladitos]

who is telling women that having gray in their hair is ugly!!!!!!! why are they fucking lying!!!!!!!

[paladitos]

[catchymemes]

[en-theos]

Tasks that take 15 min but 3 hours if you include the agonies

[fishandshesmygills]

every girl should be allowed to lie on the floor for 16 hours a day to cope with the agonies

[catchymemes]

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

[caesarsaladinn]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[anxietyproblem]

[funnytwittertweets]

[funnytwittertweets]

[thetursithan]

Incredibile!!