Aesthetic Asstrology

This blog is run by a Leo & an Aquarius. 

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Jill: Aquarius, Cancer,Pisces, Virgo,Sagittarius, Aries Debbie: Taurus,Leo,Capricorn, Gemini,Libra, Scorpio

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The Signs As Spice Girls

Baby: Aries, Cancer, Libra Sporty: Sagittarius, Pisces Ginger: Gemini, Virgo, Taurus Posh: Capricorn, Leo Scary: Aquarius, Scorpio

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The Signs As Gaming Websites

Aries: Club Penguin Taurus: Trollz Gemini: Habbo Cancer: Barbie Leo: Neopets Virgo: Cool Math Games Libra: Moshi Monsters Scorpio: IMVU Sagittarius: Horse Isle Capricorn: Stardoll Aquarius: Gaia Online Pisces: Line Rider

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The Signs as Artists Albums That Are Way Past Due

Frank Ocean: Capricorn, Leo, Aries, Virgo, Aquarius, Gemini, Libra, Pisces, SCORPIO, Taurus, Sagittarius, Cancer

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The Signs at Prom

Never leaves the dance floor: Scorpio, Virgo, Cancer, Sagittarius Dressed to the nines, probably taking lots of pictures: Capricorn, Pisces, Aries, Gemini Keeps going back to the snack table: Leo, Taurus, Libra, Aquarius

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The Signs as Cliché Sleepover Activities

Aries: pillow fights Taurus: eating snacks Gemini: playing truth or dare Cancer: painting each others nails Leo: sleeping Virgo: doing magazine quizzes Libra: doing each others hair Scorpio: telling each other secrets Sagittarius: staying up late Capricorn: face masks Aquarius: watching movies Pisces: playing board games

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The ‘Speaks To Animals Like They Can Understand’ Squad

Virgo, Leo, Taurus, Cancer, Aquarius

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The Signs As YouTubers

Aries: Joey Graceffa Taurus: Pewdiepie Gemini: Jenna Marbles Cancer: Zoella Leo: Alfie Deyes Virgo: DailyGrace Libra: Tyler Oakley Scorpio: Shane Dawson Sagittarius: Connor Franta Capricorn: Troye Sivan Aquarius: Dan Howell Pisces: JacksGap

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The Signs As 1D Girls

Eleanor: Taurus, Aquarius, Libra, Aries Sophia: Pisces, Scorpio, Leo, Capricorn Perrie: Sagittarius, Cancer, Gemini, Virgo

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The Signs as Up All Night Songs

Aries: I Want Taurus: More Than This Gemini: Up All Night Cancer: Save You Tonight Leo: What Makes You Beautiful Virgo: Save You Tonight Libra: Gotta Be You Scorpio: Taken Sagittarius: Stand Up Capricorn: Tell Me A Lie Aquarius: Same Mistakes Pisces: Moments

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The Signs // Butterfly vs. Moth

Butterfly: Gemini, Leo, Pisces, Aries, Virgo, Sagittarius Moth: Capricorn, Scorpio, Aquarius, Taurus, Cancer, Libra

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The Signs as Monuments

Aries: The Victoria Monument Taurus: The Great Pyramid of Giza Gemini: The Leaning Tower of Piza Cancer: The Eiffel Tower Leo: The Taj Mahal Virgo: The Cristo Redentor Libra: The Burj Khalifa Scorpio: The Brandenburg Gate Sagittarius: The Great Wall of China Capricorn: The Cathedral of Santiago de Compostela Aquarius: The Statue of Liberty Pisces: Stonehenge

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The Signs as Inside Out Emotions

Joy: Aries, Taurus, Pisces Disgust: Virgo, Leo Anger: Sagittarius, Scorpio Fear: Cancer, Capricorn Sadness: Libra, Aquarius, Gemini

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The Tumblr Aesthetic Bitch Squad

Aquarius, Capricorn, Aries, Libra

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The Signs favorite member of the Jonas Brothers

Nick: Cancer, Libra, Aries, Aquarius, Capricorn, Virgo Joe: Scorpio, Leo, Sagittarius, Pisces, Taurus Kevin: Gemini

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How clean are the signs?

Squeaky Clean: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn, Libra Hasn’t showered in a couple of days, but still smells good: Scorpio, Leo, Aquarius, Sagittarius Eh, it’s questionable: Taurus, Gemini, Pisces, Aries

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The Signs as 90′s Teen Movie Cliches

The Boyfriend did it: Gemini, Aquarius, Taurus, Scorpio What if I, a popular, date the nerd and make them hot and also popular??: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius, Libra We’re seniors, this is our last change to do something amazing!!!: Cancer, Virgo, Pisces, Capricorn