Actually a Hobbit

tomfoolery

[tuckedinbugw]

Nothing like holding my love

[muppidupp]

another one for my collection....!

[tall]

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[birdingbutch]

babygirl I'm avoiding things that I don't even know about

[littlemisshelena]

[comikbook]

people will call rap overstimulating and then listen to hyper pop

[comikbook]

i cant talk to people who hate on entire genres about music they have a sinister aura that i do not want to interact with

[trinistaxmcnuggle]

Even if it's Country?

[comikbook]

yes hot take the hatred of country music as a whole will often come down to classism i love country music i love bluegrass i love folk and writing off a whole genre or type of music is crazyyyyyyy

[aestheticgoblin]

My new upstairs neighbors are moving in right now at 11:30 at night ❤️❤️❤️ if they wake up my baby im going to murder them all ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[neco-arcc]

u fall behind on doing chores for one day and the next is hell.

[stealpeanutbutter]

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

[undertheinfluencex1]

i crave connection but also silence and zero human interaction

[superdaisypowerhour]

"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

[lyricwritesprose]

My kids once expressed a plan to me that involved a time machine, Andrew Jackson, and a hickory walking stick containing a bomb. What it lacked in practicality, it made up for in understanding the history lesson I had just given them (having at that point thrown the school's weak-ass mid-lockdown lesson plan across the room and engaged in a furious rant about the real stuff). The more you look at history, the more you start thinking you're gonna need a bigger time machine.

[aestheticgoblin]

They should invent a society that doesn't give me PMDD

[gauntletqueen]

Never gonna forgive Disney for making people think Alice had a good time at that tea party

[gauntletqueen]

Does this look like the face of a child who is having a good time?

[im-mender]

Alice at that party

[strangestcase]

>walks in

>random guy #1 calls her ugly

>random guy #2 calls her dumb

>forced to drink from someone else’s mug

[animentality]

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary