Lyric posts stuff.

Not much to say, really. I'm a mother of two. I'm obsessed with storytelling, and fandoms that have lots of meta about storytelling such as Doctor Who and Good Omens. The weird things in my head are the most interesting thing about me. You can find my original writing at smashwords and my fanfic at A Teaspoon and an Open Mind. I'm also on AO3 and now wattpad, and I have a ko-fi if people want to support my writing.

[my-russia]

A tiny island in Syagozero, Karelia

[gil-estel]

ok so. I've been thinking. what if leia's "thing" is that she's imperceptible in the force. like, she's so innately powerful at shielding, she's just not there. Anakin didn't know padme was having twins because he literally couldn't sense leia's presence. yoda and obi-wan were fine with bail taking leia because they couldn't perceive her thoughts, even as an infant. neither reva nor vader could penetrate her mind. she spent years in the senate alongside palpatine and he had no idea she was force sensitive. the only person who can see leia for who she really is is the one who has been there from the beginning — luke.

[emptyjunior]

luke: hey i am getting intensely powerful and somewhat intimidating vibes from leia, like the vibes of a dominant and ancient power buried beneath the surface 

 the gang: looks like SOMEONES never talked to a strong woman before

[jonathanrogersartist-deactivate]

That is a DAMN FUCKING GOOD headcanon.

[the-wolf-and-moon]

Orion

[dogpuppy]

[geeneelee]

shout out to when I was at summer camp and kept getting in trouble for stealing ketchup packets to eat later and my counselor had to check my pockets for ketchup after every meal

[pangur-and-grim]

he is genuinely a problem

[pangur-and-grim]

actually he was so happy about the med routine! he would run to the scale in the morning, and sit on it purring, because he knew that after medicine came treats!

when the months of medications were finally finished and tests showed him cured of FIP, he actually got really frustrated with me bc he thought I was forgetting. he’d just sit on his weighing scale and stare at me balefully.

[pangur-and-grim]

my special guy getting his treat reward

and then he here is, sad and betrayed, with no medicine and no treat. (I did actually give him a treat after this.)

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

ill just shake it all around! here i go!

[dduane]

Meanwhile, via Bluesky...

[rogue-ai-cat]

And here is the resulting image. There is at least Someone in the U.K. government who is actually doing their job, and it is Chief Mouser to the Cabinet, Larry the Cat.

Source

[the-bar-sinister]

Oh hey pals, new AO3 scam just hit!

Just like the tumblr scam where they pretend to be "the support team" this is also a scam.

I edited out the link because I GUARANTEE if you go to it you will get your computer hacked and your AO3 or discord account stolen.

I am so mad because I got this 30 seconds after posting a new fic.

DO NOT FALL FOR THESE SCAMS.

No legitimate website support will EVER contact you like this!

(Obviously, this comment has been reported.)

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

[lakevida]

[thequeeninyellowlace]

[homophobla]

Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”

[phoenix-theurge]

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

[dirty-noona]

As a Native Hawaiian, 1) I thought this happened everywhere, 2) ofc we can levitate coconut milk

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[reeddraws]

It's been a while since I've worked on a sincere, longer-form landscape study. I still had to keep a time limit of one hour on this, but I still had a lot of fun focusing on this. Daily drawing 2472.

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[lyricwritesprose]

Thing is, in the vocabulary of an old-fashioned British person, I feel like "dear" is every bit as flexible as "bless your heart," to an elderly Southern lady. "Bless your heart," can mean, "oh my goodness, I'm so sorry that happened." It can mean, "it is a wonder to me that your two overworked brain cells can make you breathe and walk at the same time." It can also mean, "fuck you. Fuck the horse you rode in on. Fuck the fleas on the horse you rode in on."

Likewise, "dear," can mean everything from, "we are officially roommates but generations to come will ship us," to, "you, sir, should be run out of the country by a whole army of deranged vuvuzela players." And your hiring manager never has to know which extreme this letter falls closer to.

[importantpics]

[natequarter]

he's goofy he's silly he's wacky he's going to kill all life on this planet he's the love of my life. and did i mention he's silly

[beesmygod]

i read this to adam and he just yelled, outraged, "THEYRE BABIES"

[wonderhecko]

TRUE HATERS, SINCE DAY 1 THEY HAVENT BEEN GIVING THEM A FUCKING INCH

[beesmygod]

this is next level

[wonderhecko]

20 years later. you're kermit. opening night at the muppet theater. you look up. you can't believe it. those two awful cunts from next door are here. neither of them died yet. they're going to be here, forever.

[charlesoberonn]

They're immortal.

They were heckling the actors in Ford's theater on the day Lincoln was shot.

They heckled the first reading of the Epic of Gilgamesh.

They heckled the first lifeform to crawl onto land.

They heckled the big bang.

[charlesoberonn]

"They say that time exists now."

"I can tell."

"How so?"

"Because this show is a waste of it!"

"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"