Mumblings

Call me Atlas

[waldos-art]

Don't they look slick together?

Yes

Also yes

[kyri45]

Guards! Put the blond man in spandex in situations!

Ahah you thought it was gonna be a silly introduction? Well me and @sam-i-am-27 have been coocking some more loree. (PREV)

[faerieinthehumanworld]

So this is BRILLIANT

[wraithillustrates]

CW: suggestive

Drawn within the hour

[teodor-vi]

ouch ouch ouch

[bybats]

I know Simon in 'I had potential' t-short is great, but how about this? (I love them so much but I also have fucked up sense of humor)

[smol-ghosts]

Yeahhhh he’s not getting up anytime soon

[mercurial-masonry]

Weighted blanket is not enough. I need to be in a cave.

[itsnicsalad]

brain grace,,, grain

[luulapants]

Got into a discussion about emergency response at a professional retreat recently and everyone was going on and on about agility, and I was like, "Okay but what about contingency?"

And they were like "What?"

And I was like, "Agility isn't the ultimate form of preparedness. Contingency is. Agility still requires you to flounder and figure out a solution in the moment, but if you have a contingency plan, all you have to do is implement it."

And they were like "But you can't make contingency plans for every situation!"

And I was like, "Yeah, you basically can if you just identify all of your basic dependencies and contingency plan around the loss of any dependency," and then I gave a few examples.

And they all stared at me like I'm an alien.

Anyway, that's how I figured out I'm Batman-coded and also learned how Batman must feel talking to supposedly professional superheroes who never bothered to run disaster scenarios until I pointed out that it's insane that they don't already have a plan for if Superman turns evil.

[nestofstraightlines]

There’s a phrase that really stuck in my head around this. It was from one of the British divers who enacted the Thai caving rescue, though I couldn’t tell you which one or which interview.

As he described to the interviewer a moment of panic and how he he overcame, the interviewer said, in one of those, summarise-last-answer-given-with-appropriate-levels-of-respect-in-order-to-proceed-to-next-question phrasing’s, “Wow, so you rose to the occasion -“

And the diver said, “No, actually people always get that exactly wrong. In an unexpected and urgent situation you don’t rise to the occasion. You sink to the level of your training.”

[throckmortons-thrussy]

[defendingwarrior]

BTS (06.07.2026)

[snifsnoof]

this in: middle-aged mans first known encounter with flirtatious remark (confused)

[bigwozz]

Soft sleepy mornings,

[pearlfoam]

the intimacy of making love side to side.. his low grunts of pleasure right against your ear, one big hand laying over your tummy and the other squeezing your hip.. the back of your thighs rubbing against the front of his — maybe he’s got one of your legs trapped between his so you’re nice and close to him and most certainly not going anywhere anytime soon

[egg-ify]

adrian is learning!

[wraithillustrates]

I think everyone should start drawing simon getting the praise he deserves

[gh0stienj0yer]

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

[gh0stienj0yer]

posts that make you want to get in the water

[minyoonjin]

visyooal representation of how yoongi has been running through my mind every single day