Look For The Light

i want to fucking die lol

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rubyvroom]

Can I watch a great film knowing the actresses in it were terrorized and mistreated the entire time? Can I watch a football game knowing that the players are getting brain injuries right before my eyes? Can I listen to my favorite albums anymore knowing that the singers were all beating their wives in between studio sessions? Can I eat at the new fancy taco place knowing when the building that used to be there got bulldozed eight families got kicked out of their homes so they could be replaced with condos and a chain restaurant? Can I wear the affordable clothes I bought downtown that were probably assembled in a sweatshop with child labor? Can I eat quinoa? Can I eat this burger? Can I drink this bottled water? Can I buy a car and drive to work because I’m sick of taking an hour each way on the subway? Whose bones do I stand on? Whose bones am I standing on right now? 

[moniquill]

[nikeypapi]

[wavey-cakey-deactivated20190317]

I’d be happy forever

[girliguess]

@butch-himbo-king

[firefox-official]

i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

[firefox-official]

i became more evil if you’re curious

[walks-the-ages]

We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

[firefox-official]

i’m going to get worse on purpose

[ruinedchildhood]

[novis-canis-deactivated20200504]

Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

[novis-canis-deactivated20200504]

[Audio ID]

*washing machine beating noises come from behind the door at a steady rhythm*

*door creaks slightly as its opened*

Cowboy Wizard, in a sing songy country tune: "wellllllll you get down to fiddle and you get down to bowl, ya kick off yer shoes and ya throw em on the floor. Ya dancin' in the kitchen till the mornin' lightttt~ till the lousi-"

(audio cuts out before he can finish the word lousiana)

[macperalta]

Andy Samberg’s John Mulaney impression (x)

[bandydear]

It’s funny to see all the people reblogging this completely unaware that these three worked together for Y E A R S of course they have a John impression

[yocalio]

Elena Fisher.

[ruinedchildhood]

[gamingladies]

— For anon

[everythingfox]

“Fish rarely get love from people in the way that dogs or dolphins do when they should.”

(Source)

[coyotesmokebreak]

Holy shit??

[plum-soup]

akjdskfjasflkjslf why are monks all so damn GAY

[pileofknives]

The Motherfucking Boys

[too-much-geek]

“Ladies and Gentlemen” Old fashioned, gendered, boring

“Hey all you cool cats and kittens” Fresh, gender neutral, implies you might have fed your millionaire husband to tigers

[mjalti]

not to be dramatic but life is feeling a lot like that time Edward broke up with Bella in twilight and Stephenie made all the chapters during the break up empty pages with just “September.” “October.” “November.” written at the top

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[trainstationgoodbye]

[villainii]

“I’m making everything worse.”