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makiitoh

mark briscoe: i am a chicken. you, meanwhile, are a penguin

(an absolutely devastating burn if we understood briscoe’s complex bird-based insult hierarchy)

#oh to have a glimpse into this mans mind #*clucking noises*#aew #mark briscoe

allelitewrestlings

swerveconfident: “Walk amongst killers”

#ooooooooOOOOOOOoooOoooo #swerve strickland #kevin knight #aew

fishwikipedia

whenever stat starts infecting my brain again i just go Yeah she’s fucking dumb. just stupid. she’s like a boyfriend who sucks and isn’t good at being alive and knows it too

fishwikipedia

and eventually i start thinking about marina forcemascing her but it’s whatever. these things happen

fishwikipedia

Come On Bro

#fully convinced kris is just an absolute himbo #wish she had ended up a death rider :(#kris statlander

fishwikipedia

at least love is real in this twisted world..

fishwikipedia

It’s All So Fucked

#this is fine :)))))#dont worry about it #jetspeed #kevin knight #speedball mike bailey

pleasebeehive

KEVIN I KNOW YOU LIKE OLDER MEN BUT DON'T

#DO >:)#aew lb #kevin knight

questintheskies

#this SUIT speeb!!!!!!#lookin like a handsome jedi grandma #speedball mike bailey

kevin has potential to be an excellent heel but i need him to get SOOOO much more evil

like horny evil

#scoop this boy up swerve he's ripe for the picking #sorry speeb i love you but you are too babyface for your own good #.....unless kevin works them over 👀#kevin knight #speedball mike bailey #jetspeed #jetspeed divorce #aew lb

allelitewrestlings

That's enough out of you. I was this close to making history and you cost me everything. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. We have been friends for seven years and I promise I will make it up to you.

AEW COLLISION • May 2, 2026

#for some so straight kris really knows how to top a woman #just saying #kris statlander #hikaru shida #i want them to kill each other

trekfaerie

concept: kevin goes heel, speedball stays babyface, literally nothing changes about their dynamic or partnership outside of that. they're just like

#exacttlyyyyy #kevin knight #speedball mike bailey #jetspeed

icystorm76

Jetspeed breakup this, betrayal that, but what if Speedball sticks around to try to protect Kevin from getting hurt by the consequences of his actions?

#i also had this thought #imagine kevin just full heel turn looking edgy and shit and speebos still like ✨🌸😊#jetspeed