[cryptic-and-machiavellian]

luke: *is the lightening thief*

me, who’s known that for literal years:

[afterword]

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

[wahoo-shem]

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

[elektranhatcios]

semis without juries: 😄🥰😍🤩🥳☺️😊

final with juries: 😒🙄😤😠😡🤬🤢

[startrekds9]

Steve Oster [producer of DS9] - about 4.06 - Rejoined

[errlwitch-deactivated20180227]

Reblog. This. Every. Damned. Time.

[leaf-butt]

HA! Good.

[sorrynotsorrybi]

This is why “family values” is usually such a load of bs. 

[somematcha-deactivated20230115]

gentle reminder: please make sure you’re regularly cleaning your water bottles, thermos, and kettles with antibacterial soap and warm water so you don’t get ill. this includes the inside of the container itself, the straw, lid, the outside and bottom of the container, as well as any crevices. rinse well. stay safe and hydrated, babes. 🪴💧

[lost-on-t-umblr]

Realizing you can like people aesthetically without it dictating your sexuality is so liberating tbh. Like, one can adore, even be obsessed with, the looks of someone of the same sex and still be straight. One can find people beautiful, and handsome, and fascinating, and still be asexual. I can like the physical appearance of someone of the opposite sex and still be gay. Finding physical beauty in people doesn’t equal to being physically, or sexually, or romantically attracted to them. Human beauty isn’t inherently sexual. Just wanted to put it out there.

[nadjaofstatenisland]

[dailyskeletonreminders]

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

[wavymama-deactivated20150522]

Friendship is not background noise to your love life!!!! Friends are not secondary characters in your romance plot!!!!

Fall in love with your friends! Treat them well! Treasure your friendships!

[smokestarrules]

eight-episode seasons becoming the norm, shows being cancelled after their first or second season altogether, corporations not spending a single dollar to promote their renewed shows, corporations deciding to renew based on how many people binge it over and over and over again… this is the slow, choking death of media literacy. 

[grammymeagle]

Make it make sense

[susansontag]

thought this was neat

[eclipseul]

they can’t get their hands off of each other

[fruitface]

“ because of the mission? or because he’s easy on the eyes? ” beatrice: [my girl is mad at me] [i hope i die]

[undercoverr]

Ava never cares that she’s literally dying, she only cares about smiling at Bea 🥰

She’s in loveeee 😉

If y’all aren’t watching season 2 of Warrior Nun, what are you doing with your lives?

[kiramartinauthor]

WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:

1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t

[ostropest]