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“Carrots aren’t treats. Carrots are the exact opposite, actually. You want a real treat, then go for some chocolate. Then again, I’d rather have you stealing gross carrots than my chocolate.”
❝That's only because the only treat to you is chocolate. Sven likes carrots. So do I. They really aren't gross. Do you even eat carrots?❞
♔ — “I don’t know, because you wouldn’t want to?”
”… Okay, perhaps. But I can take care of her, trust me.”
❝No way that's possible!❞
❝—If you say so.❞
♔ — “But you’d do it for me if I asked, right?”
“She wouldn’t hurt a fly, you’ve got nothing to worry about!”
❝Of course! Why wouldn't I?❞
❝—Maybe not a fly, but the man who, you know, um, kissed her sister?❞
❖ Anna kept threading her fingers through her hair, her dress, fidgeting out of habit. Though Kristoff’s support was appreciated, she didn’t know how to explain it to him. She was a pretty abysmal princess.
“Oh. Well, thank you.” Anna turned, her hands set in her lap. “You’re interesting, too.”
Even Kristoff could see her small but nervous actions as she thought. She had always been the type to be assertive with him, but he was slowly learning that wasn't always the case.
❝Not nearly as interesting as you. The life you live? More interesting than mine❞
"I’ve never had a Valentine."
Valentine Meme
❝And you think I have?❞
A loud laugh permeated the air to hide the years he was deciding between a troll and a reindeer to earn the title of Valentine.
❝—I don’t believe you anyway. You’re a princess. You had Valentines❞
❝Not really. I didn’t get out much.❞
Anna crossed her arms over her chest, somewhat realizing he probably didn’t know that part.
❝I’m sure you could find a special reindeer, or sleigh.❞ The princess teased.
❝Right. The whole shut the gates Elsa's a monster thing. Not saying she is, but you know.❞
Kristoff tried to mimic Elsa's powers, moving his hands around but there wasn't a better way to show it than actually seeing it for one's self.
❝Not funny.❞
“Aha! So you did steal them. And, well, it’s not a huge deal. But if you guys need food you know you can just come inside and ask, right? Three meals a day, free of charge, for Arendelle’s Ice Master and Deliverer.”
❝I was only grabbing a treat. Nothing more. I'm not taking anything that's not mine. On principle. For Sven, that's different.❞
{ ※ } —❝I think it’d be fun if we went there sometime, that’s all.❞
The princess grinned, a hint of red tinting her cheeks as their fingers interlaced. His hand was so gigantic compared to the red head’s small, delicate one, it practically engulfed hers entirely. It was nice though, and Anna couldn’t help but be quietly entertained by it. ‘Ice harvester’s hands’, is what she was sure he’d say.
“That is— I mean, unless the owner doesn’t throw you out again.”
❝The sauna? Are you getting too much of the cold?❞
Kristoff adjusted his hand once again, moving it to fit more comfortably in hers. His hands rough and worn from the ice and rough woods around it, It was moment like these he wished that perhaps he didn't seem so rugged and wild. Compared to a life in the castle he must have seemed like an animal.
❝It was not my fault! He was being a crook. I hate crooks. ❞
Modern!Frozen AU - Kristoff [Black & White Version] Kristoff is a hard working country boy who enjoys the real simple things in life. Though that doesn’t stop him from looking for a little excitement. A true adventure seeker, he believes in taking risks. Maybe too many. After the unfortunate passing of his father years earlier, he spends most of his time tending his family’s old farm. It used to be a deer farm but over time, he’d just kind of adopted a variety of animals into his ‘family’. Sven being the exception. Kristoff’s had this reindeer since he was a little boy and they practically grew up together. They were like brothers. He does his very best keeping everything together, most days just barely getting by but he’s very content with what he has. To other people, he comes off as stand-off-ish, and a little intimidating. And because he’s not exactly a social butterfly, he doesn’t always give the best first impression, often sounding grumpy or sarcastic when conversing with people…. when people try to converse with him, that is. He’s very stubborn and has his own set of rules to follow, but he’s also funny, kind hearted and although you wouldn’t guess it, quite the talented musician.
♔ — “Don’t make the offer more tempting than it already is, I might just let you go.”
“Oh, Elsa? She won’t even notice I’m gone! I’ll leave a note, though.”
❝—But then I would have to find whatever Kingdom he's gone off to terrorize next..❞
❝—If you insist. But if she kills me, that's on you.❞
"I’ve never had a Valentine."
Valentine Meme
❝And you think I have?❞
A loud laugh permeated the air to hide the years he was deciding between a troll and a reindeer to earn the title of Valentine.
❝—I don’t believe you anyway. You’re a princess. You had Valentines❞
❝Just because I’m a princess doesn’t mean I’ve had a Valentine.❞
Anna’s eyebrows scrunched together.
❝And you’re a mountain man— I bet you’ve had at least one.❞
❝Your likelihood is a lot higher than mine❞
Kristoff couldn't help but tip his head back and bellow out loud laugh.
❝That's a joke right? Who am I going to make my Valentine out in the mountain, huh?❞
♔ — “I almost wish I had. That would have been nice to watch.”
”— Is now too soon? I’d like to get this over quick as possible.”
❝—I'd still do it. Go out and find him. Just to see the look on his face when he knows I'm coming.❞
❝—No, although I think your sister might murder me for taking you out.❞
”Oh, I think you know what you did. I saw Sven sneaking into the kitchen to steal carrots. You know, you just have to ask and I’ll get you some.”
❝No one, including you, was around. He was getting angry. I grabbed some carrots. What's the big deal?❞
♔ — “We don’t speak of him. Also, I’m pretty sure he didn’t. It’s just you.”
“Sven or not, I’m not going to eat his left overs! But fine, you have a deal. One week without chocolate.”
❝—Touchy subject. Right. I still think you should have let me have at him. No matter how good your punch was.❞
❝—There we go. It's a deal. So when do you want to leave then? Go out into the great unknown with me.❞
“This is different,” he said immediately and lifted her into his lap.
“Because it’s you this time?” She grinned as he buried his face in her hair and breathed deep.
“Because it is.” He leaned back. “What’s my last name?”
“Bjorgman.”
“What’s my favorite food?”
“Carrots.”
“Best friend’s name?”
“Sven.”
“Eye color?”
“Chocolate.”
Kristoff laughed out loud.
“Chocolate? Seriously?”
“Mmmhmm.” She kissed the corner of his mouth, but he turned his head and moaned as her lips caught his again.
“Foot size?” he asked breathlessly.
“Big.” Anna watched a slow smile spread across his face. “You’re right. It is different.” (x)
"I’ve never had a Valentine."
Valentine Meme
❝And you think I have?❞
A loud laugh permeated the air to hide the years he was deciding between a troll and a reindeer to earn the title of Valentine.
❝—I don’t believe you anyway. You’re a princess. You had Valentines❞
VALENTINE'S INSPIRED MEMES
"He loves me, he loves me not… oh."
"She loves me, she loves me not… oh."
"I don’t think it’s love…"
"So, is there anyone you’re secretly crushing on?"
"I don’t even like chocolate."
"Yeah, nothing says ‘I love you’ more than a bouquet that’ll die in two days…"
"I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker… but at least they have good taste in gifts."
"Oh! It’s my favourite time of year."
"If I send a mass text to all the people I like, I don’t need to get all of them gifts do I?"
"I’ve never had a Valentine."
"Will you be my Valentine?"
"Do you have a Valentine yet?"
"No one ever serenades me any more."
"Just don’t write a song and play it in front of everyone again… it’s embarrassing."
"Any secret admirers?"
"Oh, so you’re my secret admirer?"
"I may have been admiring you not so secretly."
"Just because you like me doesn’t mean the feeling is mutual."
"Seeing as we’ve both not got anyone, do you want to come to mine and watch a film?
"We’re never getting back together."
"So, he got me a teddy bear, but we fought and he tore off it’s head."
"How about instead of being ridiculous on one day of the year, you just be a decent partner for the other 364 days?!"
"We’re not together any more."
"If you haven’t booked a table we definitely won’t get to eat there on such short notice."
"It’s just Valentine’s day… I don’t see the big deal."
"What do you mean you didn’t get me anything?"
"I’m feeling sick, is it okay if we arrange our date for another night?"
"I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker…."
"Well… they don’t know I’m going out with you so we’re going to have a girls night sitting in and cry about being single…"
"I’ve got the lube and strawberries, we’re all set!"
"I got out the whipped cream and she slammed the door in my face."
"I am not wearing that."
"When he said he would give me a pearl necklace, I thought I was getting actual jewellery."
"It would have been a lot more romantic if you de-thorned the rose before you put it in your mouth…"
"I’m all for dressing up… but, how do you wear this?"
"If I see another couple holding hands, I’ll… I’ll-"
"Young love, isn’t it sweet?"
"Who did you get all these roses for?"
"I don’t love you, I’m just hear for the chocolate."
"So, let me get this right, you want me to be a stand in to make the person you like jealous?"
"Valentines? Pft!"
"That’s the least romantic thing anyone has ever said to me…"
"What are you doing? Why are you on one knee? Get up! Get up!"
"My mum gave me a rose because she felt sorry for me."
"Look, you can buy me all the chocolate’s in the world, I still won’t go out with you."
"A diamond ring? I appreciate the offer… but don’t you think this is a bit… excessive?"
❖ “No one. I just feel sloppy and lazy and I never have anything interesting to talk about.” Anna paused her rambled, hands set over her face. A brief moment later she slid them away, pushing back the upset.
”I’m fine, Kristoff.”
❝You don't look fine.❞
Kristoff sat quite awkwardly next to the girl, not sure whether or not to extend a a hand out to her in some strange attempt at comforting her. Instead he cleared his throat and tried to use whatever words he could think up.
❝I talk to you all the time. You're interesting!❞
