newsflash, fuckwads!

rose ~ 24 ~ they/them

[meetmeinhellcroutons]

Next season predictions

[animentality]

[lute-strings-deactivated2024072]

[sluttycinderella]

ally beardsley has 3 jokes:

1. funny drink (kombucha, cortado, white claw, etc)

2. something transgender

3. joe biden

and i laugh every time

[chirp-featherfowl]

hey sorry yeah we put your boyfriend in a game show where the only rule is that he cannot win. yeah he knows what’s going on there. they might want him to wander backstage and spill the beans. he’s the only one out of the loop, it would seem, and if they were to check his point total, they would see a big ol’ goose egg, gang. yeah he knows some trivia about the history of numbers which would serve him well in a game like this unless it had been rigged from the beginning. yeah, sorry, he’s only just begun to pull the thread on this sweater, friends. sorry.

[polarsirens]

nocchi <3

[say-hi-intrepid-heroes]

it's that "spring break! i believe in you" time of year again, so depending on where you live happy fabian-glow-up week

[dumplinglove]

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

[particlejaeger]

I’m fucking hunger? Assigned harbinger of the apocalypse by Wikipedia I guess

[does-it-please-you-shalori]

[50shadesofoctarine]

Pseudochondrostoma willkommii? Really?

[imstacks]

Pete means so much to me:

-trans character played by trans actor

-represents dreams, the future, and infinite possibility (the trans allegory writes itself)

-bumbling and cagey by circumstance but genuinely just wants to hang out

-addict that is never treated like less of a person for the choices he makes in regard to his addiction

-cursed with an affliction he doesn't understand that makes other people fear him (again. The Allegory)

-leaves home looking for a place to belong and finds it

-wore a zebra cowboy hat and a pistons jersey to the Brown family Christmas

[raziele]

[majorkphob]

[Image ID: a meme of the official character art for Pinochio and Prince Gerard of Greenleigh from Dimension 20's Neverafter with two tumblr text boxes. The first is from Pinocchio and reads "I bet being a frog takes a lot of kermitment", followed by Gerard's "You think this is a fucking game". End Image ID].

[skeletonthecreator]

thats shart as hell.

[say-hi-intrepid-heroes]

alignment chart with chaotic entitled

you asked, i delivered: welcome to the new dimension 20 alignment system

[ancrky]

extremely excited to see the "brennan bullying side of the table" in action

[magicratfingers]

[chismosavirus]

the bunnies did the lady and the tramp kiss. help i’m crying

[chismosavirus]

enemies to lovers

[hearteyedraccoon]

[girlywhirlpool]

girls don’t want men, they want whimsigothic maximalist rooms!!

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[moved--306389]

Shut up those are not real words

[themyrmor]

[coolxatu]

[autistic-puffin]

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[mikkeneko]

This is not nsfw but it somehow feels like it ought to be