wallpaper in the bathroom

i could be the nicest clown you've ever seen or a twisted fucking unicycle path

[leighlew3]

Heyyyy sapphics FYI Amber Glenn is the first out LGBTQ (bi/pan) Olympic women’s figure skater. Let’s be sure to support during the Winter Olympics! 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈

[ilottthepilot]

Amber Glenn for Team USA

[does-it-please-you-shalori]

I am... gay

[short-and-free]

This kind of reminds me of

[byjove]

Tumblr is truly a prison. I’ll be like “I hate the way this website works. Broken filtering, broken search option, shitty moderating, glitches.” and then I’ll try to use any other social media platform and find it is somehow worse.

[shadewanderer]

This is new info?

[violetallnight]

Lilah Fear and Lewis Gibson skating as ice skates

[kabsey]

I want to write more in 2026. And there’s only one way I can do it—by writing the most self-indulgent garbage you have ever seen.

[osterby]

[happycattail]

Anyone happen to know where Aaabria got that shirt from Ep 4 because it looks gorgeous on her and I want to get it for myself

[quiddie]

This is Thistle and Spire's Boudicca bodysuit and garter, which is unfortunately sold out on the site (but if we all ask nicely maybe they'll bring it back because I'd love them in another color too! 🙏🏾)

[does-it-please-you-shalori]

Love that this post shows as 18+

[exutrio]

ROBBIE DAYMOND YOU MUST STOP SERVING SO MUCH FACE YOU'RE SCARING THE HOES

[pencilscratchins]

miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

[disregardcanon]

peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know

[fallenangelvictorious]

Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peter’s…

Rio: …Tall

Jefferson: I didn’t think Aaron liked … Tall people.

[teapotsahoy]

Jefferson: “But listen: Aaron might have married a white boy just to annoy me, specifically. It’s a thing he would do!”

Rio: “I can’t hear you. I’m asleep.  I have a shift in four hours.”

[dracophile]

I really wish there was a way Uncle Aaron lived and came back to meet his “husband” at some point now.

Aaron: …Miles…I love you, and I am proud of you…but you are somehow the smartest and dumbest boy I have ever known.

Miles: Says the man who used his big brain to become a criminal when he could’ve been a black Tony Stark with that gear he made. And thought working for the Kingpin, who everyone knows will throw his minions away like tissues, was a good idea!

Peter: He makes a good point, babe, you did kind of mess up first–

Aaron: Call me babe again and see what happens. I’ll whoop you with a collapsed lung.

[christchex]

All I see is “fake marriage au, but it’s also enemies to lovers”

[randomingoftherandomness]

If I ever stop reblogging this post, assume that I have yeeted myself off this mortal coil

[coline7373]

People in the comments: “Amazing! Where’s the fic, though?”

Also people in the comments:

Boys Problems, 519 words

How to Marry Your Fake Husband from Another Dimension (speedrun), 5008 words

I like high chances that I might lose, 8373 words

You’re a Sunflower (I Think Your Love Would Be Too Much), 14 827 words

Scared of the Unknown, 15 217 words

How Did We Get Here? 46 926 words

And one post-coital-covered-by-a-blanket fanart 😉

[ruffboi-mags]

@coline7373 you are a hero and a saint to those of us who don’t have the free time to go scrolling through the notes trying to find possible fic links.

[real-reulbbr-band]

Mr. Mistoffelees steals ball from child

[does-it-please-you-shalori]

He's so baby

[demilypyro]

I'm cringe cause I'll be like "fuck cops, pirate everything, support independent artists, protest everything and blow up cars" and then I'll be like "what do you mean you're smoking don't you know that's bad for you and the people around you"

[silver-tongues-blog]

both of these takes have the common thread of wanting whats best for everyone

[demilypyro]

I guess

[demilypyro]

Fuck. Ok

[adellagreen]

Babe wake up new now kiss meme template just dropped

[android-boywife]

it is so important that you are a little bit ugly. please get comfortable with having unplucked eyebrows and nonexistent jawlines and wrinkles. let your blue hair grow out into an uneven pale green and your clothes be old and mend them and modify them until they’re unique to you. wear lipstick which doesnt compliment your skintone and mismatched outfits which went out of fashion 5 years ago. be a little bit too loud and a little bit too passionate and as weird as you can be because oh my god there is nothing more disturbing to me than perfection. beauty is manufactured and sold to us and you need to realise that you are a fucking animal to live a joyful life I am so serious. you cant obsess over aesthetics forever please just live messily and make your body your home however you please.

if you dont do it for you, do it for all the teenagers who will see u in the street and know that they are not obligated to be attractive

[spindle-and-nima]

This baby is the most active but gets sleepy so fast too 😭

[spindle-and-nima]

Do you think he knows he's real

[justarandomart]

did i do it? did i do the meme right?

[animatejournal]

Discworld: Wyrd Sisters Director: Jean Flynn | Studio: Cosgrove Hall | UK, 1997

[touhouweed]

It genuinely upsets me that there are people who call this animation and voice acting bad, there’s so much heart and soul on display in just this clip alone

[handsometabbyc]

At first glance: ‘lol this is going to be one of those hilariously cheap animations’

30 seconds in: ‘…Oh my god this is fantastic’

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

“WHO DARES TO INVOKE WXRTHLTL-JWLPKLZ?” “Where were you when the vowels were bein’ handed out, behind the door??”

[warmchrysanthemum]

It’s even on youtube, the whole movie, free:

Wyrd Sisters - A Discworld animated movie (FULL)

Soul Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqJa0gUZrDbu5ZPwAENx0ScdkjnP1vLKzDiscworld and Terry Pratchett playlist: https://www.yout

[chaoticninjar]

wanted to share my favourite conjuring turns!

this is gen horiuchi, broadway production 1991 (clip is from a tv special or sm)