kill your parents quit your job shit your pants

the skeleton - bo/bone + he/him // bodily 21+ // narcoleptic autistic plural // system inclusionist // certified "the horrors" mutual // longtime spins: pokemon, tyler the creator, baseball (evil), mob psycho 100, star wars, twin peaks, undertale, outer wilds, pacific rim, loz, gow, etc NOTE: pinned post includes flashing gifs, for a plaintext + photosensitive safe version, use this

[skeletonthecreator]

⚠️ this is not a place of honor ⚠️

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pfp by my amazing awesome friend @queatherine

we post only bullshit and cringe here sir. pleaseplease talk to us about our interests. i am so normal about them (lying). i have art in my queue!! i am not liking without a reblog i promise its just coming down the pipeline

-they call me the skeleton. since thats my name. feel free to refer to us by any other names we use if you know them though -flaming tranny faggot. big gay sex fan. -literally a skeleton. like im made of just bones for Real -DID system. aka, several of us in the same head. no, we will not be elaborating. befriend us yourself if you want more information -feel free to reblog anything i post. i am doing this for attention  -i love endo systems and mspec lesbians. if you don’t like that then block me -we use “i” and “we” interchangeably -im a guy who drinks a lot of alcohol and does a lot of weed. i post about it dont tag it. be warned. -we love meeting new people! however. we are chronically unable to be the one to reach out first. pleeease feel free to jump in our askbox or dms anytime!! (mutuals feel free to ask for our discord, but i fear we are just as abysmal at talking in dms there LMAO)

if you try to involve me in discourse of any kind i will call you a loser and tell you to go outside

plural pokemon server!!

steam, ao3, last fm, blinkie hoard, letterboxed

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[endivinity]

sike it's time for FANCY dogs

[beaft]

i am not a psychiatrist but i do find it really weird how autism checklists are so often focused on "outward" signs of autism rather than what is going on internally. i don't know how to explain it but "do you make eye contact with other people" feels like a much less relevant question than "how does it feel when you have to make eye contact with other people?"

[beaft]

while i'm here, the other one that always pisses me off is "do you interpret idioms literally, for example 'bull in a china shop'?"

well, no, obviously. i know what "bull in a china shop" means because that is a popular phrase with a clearly defined meaning. and if i hadn't heard it before, then i would still not interpret it literally, because it has the cadence of an idiom and i would probably be able to work out from context what it meant. what is the point of this question

[beaft]

third and final complaint: "are you good at noticing subtext?"

i feel like the problem with this question is best illustrated by a conversation i had with a friend a while back, where i said something like, "i feel very safe with you because you don't do subtle hints and you are always very straight-up with me about what you are thinking and feeling."

and he laid a hand on my shoulder and was like, look dude i'm gonna be straight up here. i am subtle with you constantly and you simply do not notice <3

[beaft]

@luckyybones hope you don't mind me screenshotting but you are actually so correct

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[jojo-the-dogg0]

Equiping an armor tutorial

i'll prob make more bc i love talking ab armors

[plushpyth]

my little sister is 5 by the way and she is fuckign hilarious im literally crying rn

[plushpyth]

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[weirdness-is-good]

[probuccalfat]

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

[probuccalfat]

we’re all on the only social media that matters and this is why.

[acorviart]

shrimp sea lion. shlion

this is march's sticker club reward

[luouchie]

separation arc haunts me

[bgm05]

[freakoutgirl]

Guy horror directors: and then we will cut to the scariest image of all.... Naked old woman with sagging boobs

[myuklaaa]

[dappermouth]

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

[willgrahamscock]

I spent 30 years as an email draft

[lustcannibalism]

what?

[fa660t]

he said he spent 30 years as an email draft

[lustcannibalism]

oh ok thanks

[probuccalfat]

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

[probuccalfat]

we’re all on the only social media that matters and this is why.