Who You Should Fight - Splatoon Edition
Marie - She honestly deserves it a little bit due to how rude she was to the agents in the Hero Mode, but if you do, be prepared to get the wrong end of an E-Liter. In your face.
Callie - please no shes been through enough leave her alone
Marina - She will probably win. Years of training as an elite Octoling have not been forgotten.
Pearl - She will wreck you, most likely while rapping. It will also probably get filmed and she’ll throw up the footage on Inkopolis News to publicly humiliate you.
Agent 4 - Depends on when you try. If you do it when she just got back from a mission, you’re better off just paying the hospital bill up front. If you do it when she just woke up, you’ll probably win. She ain’t a Morning Person.
Agent 3 - You’ll honestly get wiped. She’s spent years and years training, and while that Hero Shot may look like a pile of junk, it can and will kill you. And I’m not even mentioning the various other weaponry, such as Autobombs, Splashdowns, and Too Many Bubbles.
DJ Octavio - One of the very few people on this list who actually deserves it. If you do, good luck and godspeed, everyone is rooting for you. Be prepared for some sorta giant mech-robot thing, weird tornado bomb thingamajigies, and a whole lotta music-based puns.
Agent 8 - Don’t. She may not look it, but she’s just about as hardcore as Agent 3, if not more. This girl’s been through hell and back with nothing but the generic shooty-gun, a squishy blue boi, a cake-collecting nerd, a shaky old man, two lesbians, and a mostly unconscious gf. She’s scary.
Commander Tartar - yes please he deserves it kILL HIM
Mr. Grizz - He’s… he’s just a bear-shaped radio. You wanna fight a bear-shaped radio? I don’t think so. And he’ll most likely take away your bonus and loan you the Splatterscope during Glowflies.
Cap’n Cuttlefish - honestly youd probably kill him. hes way old.
Spyke - Have you seen that man? I dunno what kinda dubious crap he’s got up his sleeves, but I would advise not tangling with him unless you want to be thrown halfway across the plaza. Also expect him to never get your orders right ever again.
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