AFTON

afton family roleplay blog rules @ fcund-fcmiiily, this is a sideblog

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so im an idiot and never did their bio pages, but they’re up now!!  please give em a read

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“i’m gonna go with ‘no’ on that one.”

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oops hand slipped

DO NOT REBLOG

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fczbecrspizzc​:

   ❝ I am the child guardian, guardian of the children. ❞

   ❝ MR. AFTON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM! ❞

   Cocks gun. ❝ FUCK OFF! ❞

“direct me to them and i’ll do so gladly.”

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fczbecrspizzc​:

   ❝ I’m gonna cause problems for William, on purpose! ❞

“your mere existence is a nuisance.”

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[lilac-rph]

        It’s so 𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓎 when you’re evil…

   This is 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇱​🇮​🇫​🇪​, you see.

         The Devil tips his hat to 🇲​🇪​  !

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cody is staring at you.  he knows you have a cola, and he would like some too, please!

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“i come back just to be slandered immediately?  and i thought manners were an afton’s strong point.”

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“you know, this is oddly entertaining.  but if it escalates, i’ll assist.”

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justasecurityguard‌:

Randomly stabs something.

uh oh.  you stabbed his favorite doll.  afton is going to be pissed if he cries ─

... and he’s crying.  shit..

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“for the last time, my name is william.  not vincent, not eggplant man with a knife; william.”

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“if you even think about harming my son in any way, shape, or form, girly, i’ll make you wish you were never born.”

“papa, you promised not t’kill anyone til after i go to bed!”

“cody, my darling, if your safety is on the line, i can make the exception.”

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“i’m not freaked out, just surprised.  the ‘master’ thing threw me off, but other than that she seems like quite the nice babysitter.”

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“are all fangirls like this...?  hm.”

in waddles little mister oblivious!  “papa, can i have soda??”

afton checks his watch.  “... i do suppose it is before bedtime... alright, cody, go ahead and get yourself a soda.  and grab one for the new... friend of the family, too.  i bet she’s awfully thirsty as well.”

off he goes, happy as can be!

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@pinkiepulse replied to your post “@pinkiepulse​ said: “I’m gonna go force a grenade down someone’s...”

"B I AM ALL ABOUT MESSY"

“well, if you insist... then i suppose i shall accompany you.  i’ll provide a getaway ride!~”