[toddsolondz]

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

[cryptotheism]

Off the gelfsauce, behaving regretably.

[bigdog200-deactivated20151225]

the rumors are true: i dont feel very good

[dogpuppy]

[muzzlesbian]

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

[ceruleanheaven]

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

[kosmogrl]

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

[dwinkus]

peasant visionary: & then it stood before me, a towering wheel of flame that beheld me with 10,000 shimmering eyes!

me: idk man it still sounds like an ocular migraine

peasant visionary: #MyGrain

[hxh]

does anyone wanna go to wednesday together

[saltedume]

[zsnes]

“Take your ship hate and get the fuck out of our tag.”

— Walter White

[the-punforgiven]

Genuinely one of the funniest set of dialogue options in this entire game tbh

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"

like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause

[doublelp]

[fuckedelf]

Can I eat yummy candy on SSRI?

[megabuild]

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]