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[aftermissingyounow]

It's my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[hentaiboobsout]

🙈

[satansrainbow]

[flamingoinkart]

[dustsculptures]

sure she’s evil but look at those tits

[aoca]

[cumshots-and-cigarettes]

[luimnigh]

Okay, here's my idea:

The British should put a time limit on the Monarchy.

Not like declaring a republic tomorrow, but deciding on a date in the future that ends the British Monarchy.

And there's a perfect date for it coming up!

October 14th, 2066.

A thousand years since the Battle of Hastings. A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England.

Call time on the Monarchy after exactly one thousand years. Nice, and neat.

Even better: Charles isn't living 44 years. He'll be gone in about twenty. Now William? He's what, 40? Yeah, he can live another 44 years. His great grandmother was over a hundred, his granny was 96, William can make it to 84 barring accident or assassination.

So on October 14th 2066, William the Last steps down a thousand years after William the First won the crown.

Nice, neat, and fair. William gets the crown he's been waiting forty years for already, but ten-year-old George grows up without expectation of it.

Have a nice big abdication ceremony, even.

[lasrina]

Plus, what an absolute baller move to announce your regnal name as William the Last.

[roach-works]

the Final Bill

[dogposts]

can't let the balloon touch the ground (via) (volume warning)

[iviedraws]

"The Shock" (2022)

[konoko]

time to masturbate to release dopamine into my miserable life

[zenwannabe]

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

i would’ve stole another snickers for old times sake

[catasters]

[ruinedchildhood]