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who do you think is gunna be the first to hook up at the pink party?? my money is on kath ,,

maybe mimi ! so far, kath's been surprisingly quiet.

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does anyone else see phil laying her heart out and jules just shutting it down?

juliana might be more like liv than we realize, which is why we on the aftersweethearts team theorize that the two brutal girls are the real match. we guess that means even though juliana is a savage, she's probably right !

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Predictions on the weirdest couple that might come out of the show?

honestly ? fizzy & piper.

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Who are your predictions for perfect matches

why don't you tell us who you think is a perfect match and we'll tell you if we agree ?

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i'm only watching to find out who liv's perfect match is!!!

ladies, gentlemen, and those in-between, the first liv superfan !

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who do you think the other match is?

charlotte & quinn.

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Jules and Alana are a match…

jules and alana are not a match. if jules and alana think they're a match, jules and alana are high. alana's with sadie and jules is with lucia.

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and what do you know ? turns out journalists & critics can be wrong sometimes ! i think i have a pretty good grasp on the matches, so if you ask me for my thoughts, i’m sure i could help out some of you viewers at home. why don’t you send some ?

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thoughts on the newbies?

you mean quinn, bronte, piper, & lucia ? boring ! next ?

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we on the after sweethearts team aren’t feeling our best, so the recaps will start with week two, but we heard there’s an interview in the house ? once again, the spoilers on reddit are wild ! we journalists want in on the fun ! how about you ask us our thoughts on some of the things going on in the house ? we have a lot of opinions and we’d love to share them !

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liv & mimi absolutely aren't a match. just because they fucked you doesn't mean they're youre perfect match. that just means they like to fuck.

i can't say i agree or disagree. all i can say is i think that the both of them have stronger contenders !

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kind of a wildcard, but i think kath and phil are gonna end up a match

explain, please ! we're not saying you're wrong necessarily, just explain.

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so who do YOU think are the two beems then?

simple. alana and scout, kath and sadie.

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team duckie & liv!!!

you know, i support this ! maybe not as much as the others, but i support this !

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any theories about the matches? i think it could be jules & phil and kath & sadie

kath & sadie, maybe. i don't think juliana & phil are a match at all. why would mtv match them together when they could have just matched themselves up back in philly ? i don't think so. they're probably with people from the other side of the country. mtv is known to do that.

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duckie & deja would be too fucking sweet to watch... maybe literally? my teeth are already aching

that's what i'm saying. i think duckie's with liv & i think deja's with sadie. why would a reality show on mtv knowingly put two nice people together ? that makes no sense !

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duckie and deja make perfect sense to me tbh. their names even sound good together!

duckie & deja sound pretty plain, though, don't you think ? why would the show put together two nice people ? that’s boring ! this is reality television ! they probably know that ! i know i need some edge to my relationships.