A king does not ask, he commands.

 Groovy mutations online

[agameofmiserables-blog]

[agameofmiserables-blog]

[halpertjames-deactivated2016100]

[epponine]

my fav part of les mis is when m mabeuf sees enjolras & co on their way to the barricade and he’s like “where are you going” and courfeyrac is like “we’re going to overthrow the government” and mabeuf is all “oh cool”

[cat-tully]

How wonderful life is, now you’re in the world.

[bisexualr2d2]

SMALL TALK TIP FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE SMALL TALK: Ask people if they have any pets. This is light and impersonal enough to offend no one. People who have pets are usually pretty excited to talk about them and show off pictures, so there’s a good chance that you will be looking at kitties and doggos. People who don’t have pets will usually talk about the pets they wish they had, or have had in the past. People who neither have nor want pets are pretty rare.

[sadiie]

It’s a neutral topic to talk about but be prepared for the weirdest shit. I once spent an hour listening to a financial manager who kept tropical velvet earthworms

[schizoid-sans]

someone: *is ever so slightly condescending to me, so subtly that it wouldn’t be noticeable to most people*

me: *suppressing sudden irrationally-strong murderous rage, on the verge of furious tears*

[kiwipeel]

that one episode of doctor who with vincent van gogh fucked me up that changed me i aged about 20 years after watching that

[darcythornton]

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.”

[mademoisellelapiquante]

Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Bennet in Pride and Prejudice - 2005

[marsixm]

it’s so funny how people get upset that gender is a social construct? EVERYTHING is a social construct??? go ask a frog what day of the fuckin week it is, he doesn’t know

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts House.

[coach-taylor]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

OH SNAP

[eggogorgon]

Millie Bobby Brown, Noah Schnapp, Gaten Matarazzo, Finn Wolfhard, and Caleb McLaughlin pose with their SAG awards for Best Ensemble for a Drama Series

[oerchcmai]

“ In any other time in the 20th century, they could have been in love. Except for that one time. ” — Quentin Tarantino.

[sukvsa]

so pure. so precious. ♡

[theshitneyspears]

Gone Girl (2014)