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CHAOTIC STUPID
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dusttcdusk
‘ you interrupted my croissant for this? ’ dark eyes look up into her blue ones, attempting to gauge how serious she is. the death grip on his hand seems to imply this is a life or death matter. ‘ you get your tower of macarons if i get my breakfast spread. baal needs his bottomless bellinis. ’
“ my needs are a little more important than croissants.” his acceptance puts a smile on her face nearly instantly, and her face lights up with excitement at getting what she wanted so easily. “ who am i to say no to breakfast? why don’t i raise the stakes and suggest brunch for the reception instead of the classic five course dinner? we can have bottomless bellinis and mimosas, and i’ll even order a three tier tower of croissants just for you! just picture it -- tables and tables of pancakes and eggs and french toast. i’d be lying if i said i wasn’t a little turned on just by thinking about it. ”
abbaton
He’s honored that she looks for him, he figured that she would have thought he be dead by now, it wasn’t like him to not cause a scene wherever he went, but his power is fading and that’s all behind him. “ Oh yeah, and what could a mighty fine demon want with a little old thing like me? ” He’s still strong, but compared to certain demons he’s starting to lack in power.
perhaps in recent years she had an inkling that he was dead, or that he just didn’t want to be found. so, she had given him his space, and decided to wait until he resurfaced. she knew he would eventually. he always did. “ you and i were close once -- maybe i missed that. you being here makes me think you missed me, too. i hope i’m right, otherwise that’s going to be incredibly embarrassing on my part. ”
dusttcdusk
‘ for you? always. ’ he sets down his croissant and offers his bride to be his full attention. ‘ what’s troubling you, my love? ’
“ thank you.” when his hand is free of the croissant, she reaches over and places her own hand in his, holding it tight so he knew she meant business. “ well, the thing is -- if one of our cakes isn’t a tower of macarons, i’m not sure if i can make it to the wedding. ”
dusttcdusk
despite whatever preconceived notions she might have had towards him, he’d never held any ill will towards the demon queen. quite the opposite actually. there had been a time where he had been quite taken with her. and because of those feelings, he might always have a soft spot for her.
he brings her hand to his lips, placing a gentle kiss to her knuckles. ‘ how uncharacteristically generous of you. ’ it’s meant as a light jab, his attempt at being playful with her. fingers curl around her one hand as the other is placed lightly against the small of her back. ‘ let’s see if you can back up that talk of yours or if you’re just as bad as i am. ’
thinking that his appearance was due to spite kept her from feeling the small twinge of guilt for sending the invitation just to try and hurt his feelings. as childish as it was, it had made her feel better at the time. she can’t help the grin that spreads across her face when his lips press against her skin. sometimes she missed the small charms of his personality such as this.
“ perhaps the stress of planning such an important event is getting to me, ” her tone is just as playful as his words had been. “ but that won’t affect my dancing in the slightest. would you feel better if i slipped up and stepped on your toes a few times, or shall i impress you instead? ”
abbaton
“ I hope you don’t mind, I’ve helped myself to a few– bottles? ” He looks over at the amassing empty bottles of wine that sat next to him, and then back to her. “ Also hope you don’t mind me popping in, its been awhile since I’ve seen you. ” He wants to comment on how she’s doing, from his perspective she looks like she has risen a bit— maybe even passed him. @agameofsouls
“ you should know by now that i don’t mind when you come to see me.” the empty bottles don’t bother her either; they’re easily replaceable, and she needed to get better at sharing. she makes her way over to the couch and sits beside him, opposite the wine bottles. “ i prefer it to having to seek you out myself.”
@dusttcdusk // ba’al.
“ do you have a moment? ” her voice is soft and serious as she approaches him. “ i need to talk to you about something important. ”
“When the city’s sleeping You and I can stay awake and keep on dreaming”
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guardiansuggestion:
i would not hesitate to use my body as a shield to protect you from all the bad things in the world.
sexual traits.
INCLINATIONS/HABITS:
is submissive | is dominant | prefers to top | prefers to bottom | likes to switch | identifies as heterosexual | identifies as homosexual | identifies as bisexual | identifies as pansexual | identifies as demisexual | identifies as asexual | enjoys sex with men | enjoys sex with women | enjoys sex with multiple people at one time | initiates | waits for partner to initiate | spits | swallows | prefers sex in the morning | prefers sex at night | prefers sex any time | no sex drive | low sex drive | average sex drive | high sex drive | hypersexual
BODY/APPEARANCE:
small build | medium build | athletic build | muscular build | curvy build | voluptuous build | wears boxers / briefs | wears lingerie | goes ‘commando’ | shaves/waxes | doesn’t shave/wax | cup size a-c | cup size d-f | 1-5" in length | 6-9" in length | 10" or over in length
SOUNDS:
is silent/makes little to no sounds | is very quiet | is very loud | grows in volume over time | bites hand/partner/pillow to muffle themselves | calls out partner’s name | curses | fakes/exaggerates | prefers a quiet partner | prefers a loud partner | but likes a challenge to see how quiet they can be | is turned on by dirty talk | is turned off by dirty talk |
TURN-ONS/KINKS:
having their hands pinned | pinning their partner’s hands | having their hair pulled | pulling their partner’s hair | being watched (by their partner) | being watched (by a third party)|watching their partner | receiving oral | giving oral | calling their partner ‘daddy’ | being called ‘daddy’ | giving praise | receiving praise | biting/marking | being bitten/marked | spanking | being spanked | teasing | being teased | having toys used on them | using toys on their partner | giving anal | receiving anal | choking | being choked | dirty talk | being tied up | tying their partner up | being worshiped | worshiping their partner | humiliating | being humiliated | degrading | being degraded | knife play | blood play | being pegged | pegging their partner | whipping | being whipped
PLACES:
in a bedroom | in a shower/bath | in a pool/ocean | in a kitchen | in a bathroom (home) | in a bathroom (public) | in a car | in a tent | in an alleyway | in a field/forest | at a school | in an empty/abandoned building | in a library | on a rooftop/terrace | in a dressing room | in an elevator | in a parking lot | at a museum | at a cemetery | at a beach | in a closet | at a hospital
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@dusttcdusk // eve.
three hours had passed with a shocking lack of screaming and murder in zu’s household as she directed caterers, decorators, and her own personal staff to transform the ballroom into a grand brunch buffet. the columns were decorated with pale pink ribbon and white flowers, the curtains pulled back to let in natural light, and tables upon tables covered with all of the best brunch foods and desserts, complete with a solid crystal mimosa fountain.
zu buckled abel into his high chair as her staff finished and left, just in time for eve to be escorted in. she greeted her with a smile.
“ i’m so glad you’re here! this may seem a little much, but once i explain the occasion, i think you might consider all of this very fitting. ”
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“What layers I have; spread thin and pressed so tightly none suspect there is more than one.”
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#I’m not crying
earlier today i saw that big bang theory was nominated for most popular comedy show over brooklyn nine nine and in this essay i’ll discuss why we, as a species, need another plague