allie

hi guys :) don't mind my unhinged thoughts currently obsessed with thunderbolts 18 | infp | jesus>>

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From a very early age I knew I wanted to be a millenial soccer mom

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so actually the more you follow up with me the more I want to ignore you

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i will always support a white truck

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I am currently eating Froot Loops and artichoke dip with crackers. If this isn’t a girl dinner idk what is

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i have come to the conclusion that fantasy falls into three categories:

tree fantasy

cobblestone fantasy

sand fantasy

no further questions.

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the best kinds of days is when you have 4 cups of tea

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how to write a cover letter:

Polite greeting (it’s me! Hi!)

Establish purpose (I’m the problem, it’s me)

establish credentials (at tea time everybody agrees)

Describe ahat you bring to the table (I stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror)

Why they need someone like you (it must be exhausting always rooting for the antihero)

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I don't think we should ban social media for under 18s entirely but lock it behind a wall that you can only unlock by proving you know the difference between your and you're and can read and understand one page of Jane Eyre. For ALL ages

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this is so incredibly important

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not to be dramatic or anything but I am so funny on tumblr

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20 year old men are really something else

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finished another book, so I am here to give you all my review since I hate how goodreads makes your reviews obnoxiously present to your friends. I like my opinions quiet and aimed at ears willing to listen, so I am here.

i finished reading Purrder She Wrote, the second in cate conte’s cat cafe series. This book was what I had expected the first book to be. The actual cat cafe was a lot more present, a staple HQ. I really liked the characters and continuation of storylines spreading through, though some of the continuing characters are starting to annoy. The common denominator between these annoying characters is that they are men. Additionally, men who are trying to flirt. Annoying.

At one point, the day I read the majority of the book, I was reading in bed on my Saturday with a common cold. I was sick, I was off work, my responsibilities were nonexistent for the day, yet our lovely mc Maddy sure had me STRESSED. That girl could not learn how to say no to things, and her full plate schedule made me feel the dread of forgetting urgent responsibilities. Ay ay ay. Anyways, I liked this book a lot. 3.5 stars

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anytime I find myself thinking “ugh I don’t feel like it” when I don’t want to do something, I respond to myself saying, “and that’s an excuse??”

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Came across a relic of heart in the description of someone’s Spotify playlist-

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i have found my new white boy obsession of the month

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why are season 3 finale episodes to literally any show the most heart wrenching thing I have to go through for that whole month somebody tell me why

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just realized that being a 2w3 is probably a huge factor as to why my love language is acts of service..