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Kingsman, among other things. Fics, aesthetics, and requests welcome Masterlist

[fallenalien-deactivated20230614]

I want him to put a gun to my head...

[n3crob1on1cs-deactivated2024111]

The CHOKEHOLD this man has me in right now…

[princessbunnib]

I need this man so much LEMME FUCK SIMON😩❤️

[funnytwittertweets]

[shirleyjacksons]

not an anti or a pro-shipper but a third secret thing (adult with job)

[thedogeveryonehates]

[penismage]

no offense but if they did this i would become a terrorist

[akirametalent]

how other people see my enthusiasm in writing fics: passion

how it really is:

[magicreatorsland-deactivated202]

Alexa Demie

[roboticchibitan]

Human crewmate: smells like rain

Alien crewmate: you can SMELL that???

Human:. ... yes? Some humans can feel it in their bones, especially where bones have been broken and healed or have decayed. Most of us get it with age.

Alien crewmate, aside to another alien crewmate: what the fuck

[velidewrites]

How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane

[antisisyphus]

2 any bisexuals that need to hear this tonight; you are stupid, you are slutty, you are sexy, you are valid

[lesbianhallieparker]

[souperluminal]

Thinking about a duct tape wizard

[imagesfan]

yo mama, who art in heaven

[langernameohnebedeutung]

My take on fic writing is that I don't care what actually happened in canon.

- but I do need to get the price of tulips in 1850's Paris right because that's how I'm letting you guys know that my ignorance of the source material is a hard-earned and intentional kind of bliss.

[ballwizard]

NVM im not evil anymore. i had a tasty treat & I'm OK now

[everythingstarstuff]

The Art of Julie Dillon