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@catgifsinthesenate and i got married!

ive said it time & time again stand mixers need an "eeeasy does it" setting

weve all experienced a little Flour Blast in our lives but my absolute favorite cake recipe involves pouring a cup of boiling water into an absolute fuckton of batter right at the very end so its already like, pretty close to the top of the bowl and then you basically have to mix it 85% of the way by hand (which is not an easy task) because if you turn it on before that it will slop boiling chocolate water All over the counter

(and YES i could just mix it by hand, i could mix the whole Thing by hand if i wanted to, but like, im using the mixer for a reason!!!!!)

moveslikekeithrichards

recipe for my favoritest chocolate pound cake since a few people asked. this is my go-to for potlucks & shindigs and everyone loves it (typing it out bc i only have it on a skanky little scrap of paper)

1 1/2 cups butter (softened) 3 cups sugar 5 eggs 3 cups flour 1/2 cup cocoa powder 1 tsp baking soda 1/4 tsp salt 8 oz sour cream 2 tsp vanilla extract 1 cup boiling water

Preheat oven to 325 degrees Fahrenheit. Get somebody to grease and flour a 10 inch tube pan for you bc that is an absolute bitch to do. PRO TIP: This is a runny batter. If you're using a pan with a removable bottom like me, I like to wrap foil around the underside like a diaper and put the whole thing on a cookie sheet, because it has seeped out before.

Mix butter & sugar. Add eggs one at a time.

Combine flour, cocoa, baking soda, & salt in their own bowl. Add to wet slop alternately with the sour cream.

Add vanilla & boiling water. Try not to slop boiling water all over the counter.

Bake for 1 hour 20 minutes. This is a recipe where I've found it always takes the full amount of time, but I still always check it early a couple times just in case.

Cool it in the pan for a little while before attempting to dislodge. I like to dust the top with powdered sugar. This especially works wonders if you mangle it while dislodging.

sapphling

"drug seeking" as a patient label one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

ontologicallyeviluke

GUARDS! Touch this mans weewee until the sticky white goo comes out

cpericardium

happy pride

furattic

Art by omochikuitai

beemovieerotica

osoplumoso

Sobre las vías, dibujito de un chico de Córdoba, Argentina. Una foto muy inspiradora

men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

horribly-precise-transcriptions

audio: [so‿ɡ̊o ˈbæʔ t̯ʊ̆‿ðᵊ ˌǁ͜klə̃ː˧˨ə́b̚]

ijustwannafallunderyrsawteeth

maybe y'all didn't notice but fat people who don't hate ourselves sure did notice that people were obsessed with shitting on fat people in the late 90s and early 2000s (conservative political time) and now are again (fascist political time), coincidentally while the market for weight loss has become a 90 billion dollar industry due to glp1s.

you are not immune to propaganda. it makes some people a whole hell of a lot of money for you to hate fat people and fear becoming (or staying, I think like 70% or something of the US is fat) one of us.

ijustwannafallunderyrsawteeth

a lot of the fearmongering over fatness comes from studies directly funded by the weight loss industry...i think people don't really realize or think about the fact that research can absolutely be influenced and skewed by its funding. there is also research that shows that an amount of the negative health outcomes for fat people come from anti-fat bias. if you go to the doctor with concerns and the doctor simply tells you to lose weight, your problem is neglected and you may not even bother going to the doctor with the next problem.

every fat person you know for the most part probably has a story like this, of medical neglect. many of the stories i've heard personally are when the complaint or the doctor wasn't related at all, like being told to lose weight at the ear nose and throat doctor or at the dentist. it's straight up just bias. it's such a thing that in the show Shrill it's portrayed, when Aidy Bryant goes to the gynecologist and her doctor suggests she get gastric bypass.

the studies on health and fatness are simply not that black and white and there is basically no research that shows that more than an incredibly tiny minority of people can lose weight and keep it off for more than like 2 years. bodies have set points that they gravitate towards, it's not a personal failure. this also is how the weight loss industry succeeds so well - repeat customers.

some of the harm associated with fatness is also due to weight cycling, which is very hard on your body and is even worse if you get off a GLP1, which according to a recent study causes weight to be regained at a rate that is 4x faster than without taking a GLP1.

you don't have to hate yourself. you don't have to hate other people for their body type either. it makes me so sad to see the thinspo tag going around again in 2026 a lot like it was back in the day.

some resources to learn more here:

https://www.reuters.com/article/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/feeling-fat-may-be-worse-for-you-than-being-fat-idUSTON079061/

A study spanning almost four decades and involving more than 100,000 adults in Denmark found that those with an 'overweight' body mass index

there's so much crazy shit once you go down the rabbit hole. for example, BMI was not invented by anyone with a medical background. it was never meant to measure individual health.

ijustwannafallunderyrsawteeth

The U.S. weight loss industry reached an unprecedented high in 2023, estimated at $90 billion, largely driven by surging sales of the widely

Evidence is mounting that our body fat supports everything from our bone health to our mood, and now, research suggests it also regulates bl

ijustwannafallunderyrsawteeth

just gonna reblog this forever because i love fat people and we deserve fuckin basic human dignity and respect regardless of our weight

lesserjoke

Today in obscure Doctor Who jokes:

Somebody on Twitter pointed out that the Big Finish companion Hex is canonically from the year 2021, so when he occasionally abbreviates the word "suspicious" to "sus," it's probably an Among Us reference.

The punchline is that this character was actually introduced back in 2004. It was made-up future slang that they happened to get right.

marlinspirkhall

“British writer invents time travel and uses it on One Joke”

whydidisavethistomyphone

fightingbymoonlight

Seeing people I know and like using AI is making me understand the protagonists of those old time sci fi dystopia's.

"Oh I don't normally use AI, I just wanted it to plan my trip"

You lived on this planet for decades, you know what you like, there are hundreds of websites where you can type into any search engine " things to do in [area]" and have at least a hundred different options.

"Oh I only use it so I can figure out what to make during the week with what I have"

The most popular website as you type in "recipes" into google have sections where you click dinner- quick and easy and those usually rely on staples + 1 or 2 items. I found 30 recipes on chicken alone.

"I had a writing idea, so I typed a few sentences into Chat GPT and I was able to write 20 pages with it."

Youdidn'twriteit.Youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.