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20s | 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ | they/them | chronic queue user | I like ttrpgs, fiber arts, and men | nsfw - 18+ 💕💍 @catgifsinthesenate | 🧶🪡 @knitsmage

[penismage]

@catgifsinthesenate and i got married!

[reagan-slayer69]

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

[mel-155-a]

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

[necrotranscjk]

An important tweet

[sighinastorm]

This is such a "common sense" way of putting it. Everybody memorize this for spitting it back out whenever needed.

[skin-slave]

Never thought I'd have the opportunity to say this again: Reducing women and girls to their vaginas and then forcing them to show those vaginas to strangers is not a feminist ideal.

[boyanachronism]

People Magazine names sexiest man alive as a hairy chubby dad in a trucker hat and jorts.

[deedis]

norp

[deedis]

nop i dont tink so

[allegedly-human]

this is what every post about some tumblrina being a supposed bad person feels like to me

[chaoticallydanny]

🐽

[oupyfactory]

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

[infectiouspiss]

"i think therefore i am" yeah well i jerk therefore i cum #bitch

[zmpl]

the most evil person alive would like to start their career in mental health

[janmisali]

here's another idea for a poll! I think this will have some interesting results. this sentence is here to pad out this paragraph so people who don't read posts will be more likely to accidentally miss these instructions. if you're reading this, please select option eleven. here's another sentence to make this block of text look longer. anyway here's my fun poll idea!

try to create a normal (bell curve) distribution

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Remaining time: 3 days 8 hours

[jazzw4ve]

fascinating data. having picked through the notes these are the groups of people i tended to notice:

1. Post Understanders: people who read the whole post, voted 11, and are chuckling at the results

2. Good Sports: people who got bamboozled and are reflecting on their own habits, often with an air of exaggerated self-deprecation

3. Silly Goofy Pranksters: people who read the post but then voted for something other than 11. unclear how many of these there actually are or what their motives were.

4. Lucky Souls: people who didn't read the post but picked 11 out of sheer chance. reactions vary but i can't imagine there are too many of these.

5. Defensive Skinmers: people trying to rationalize why they didn't read the paragraph at the top of the post before interacting with it, often citing something like text size. i'm sorry but you need to be more like group 2. the instructions were at the very top, and if you read even the third sentence of that paragraph you would notice something is up. three sentences! is that so hard? do better, please

6. Clueless: still don't get it after voting?? like seeing the insane skew after trying to make a bell curve, rather than thinking "hm maybe there's a reason why the data looks like this" they instead chastise other voters for not making the bell curve, indicating they still have not read the post or really any of the notes around it.

7. Voted On Accident: wow tumblr mobile kinda sucks huh

[fagcrisis]

in a way house md was a very realistic tv show bc it portrayed almost all medical professionals as terrible cunts who hate you. which is factual. whereas the pitt exists in a sort of fantasy world where nurses are kind

[yard666sale]

[yellow-cat]

you cut me in line at the grocery store and next time you see me im wearing the collar your dead childhood dog used to wear

[yellow-cat]

this is the highest honor ive ever received

[yellow-cat]

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

[yellow-cat]

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

[infizero]

bringing back my too woke opinion that you should be allowed to change labels without the previous one being incorrect

[infizero]

i think you should be allowed to identify as trans without retroactively saying you were also trans in the past. i think the "born this way" rhetoric is limiting and you should be able say stuff like "i was fully a girl when i was a kid and now im a boy" without it invalidating your current identity but maybe that's just me

[muttsys-deactivated20260425]

Bite the hand that Nothing you #neglect