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Alright, who wants the LOOOOOOORE?!
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youād have to pry the roof scenes out of my dead, cold hands to stop me from using themā¦the parallels are too good
"You bathe in the warm light of her gaze."
Jack Abbot your sweaty armpits still enchant me
I really don't understand the desire of the screenwriters to make absolutely everything in this series revolve around Alicent. Don't get me wrong, I love her, but all the events of the series REALLY don't need to be focused on her. Show me how Helaena runs to Aegon with her daughter in her arms. She finds him in the throne room and the whole company freezes, seeing her in tears, with a cut on her neck. The smile fades from Aegon's face when he realizes that something irreparable has happened. He sobers up immediately. Finish the episode on his face when Helaena says that Jaehaerys was killed and after we were watching the development of Aegon's relationship with his son, it'll hurt. Let me see the moment when he realizes that while he was getting drunk with friends on the throne, his son was being killed. Show me his eyes when he realizes that the fragile happiness he had was destroyed and he couldn't prevent it in any way. Children are the only thing these two have in common, it's their tragedy, don't take it away from them.
My unpopular opinion. ASOIAF edition
1. Blackfyre is overrated house. His representatives brought nothing but war and destruction to the kingdom.
2. The Starks are not the most noble house in Westeros. Their vassals are literally the Boltons, whose motto is "Our knives are sharp." The coat of arms of this house depicts a man without skin. Rumor has it there's a room in the Dreadfort with people's skin peeled off. Nobility and honor will not make these people obey you. And if you take into account the lookouts from the Wall and the wildlings... Eddard Stark is not a typical Stark. He became like this because of his upbringing in the Valley, with John Arryn, whose ancestral motto is "High as honor."
3. Jaehaerys I Targaryen is not as bad a father as the fandom is trying to make him out to be.
4. There was no romantic love between Visenya and Rhaenys Targaryen. They were both vying for Aegon's attention and love.
If Visenya had loved Rhaenys, she would not have allowed the Maegor to do this to Rhaenys's son and her grandchildren.
5. Aegon contributed more to the conquest of Westeros than his sisters. No, it's not misogyny to think like that.
6. Maegor Targaryen is not a feminist.
7. Viserys and Alicent's marriage is much better and healthier than Viserys and Aemma's marriage. Viserys literally ruined his first wife with endless pregnancies. A loving husband wouldn't do that. Yes, he hadn't raised a hand against her, hadn't cheated on her. But this is literally the bare minimum!
8. Daeron 1 is not as great a king as the fans are trying to make him out to be. Man unleashed a war that claimed thousands of lives!
9. Rhaenyra's relationship with Laenor was much healthier than with other men (Harwin and Deamon).
10. There was no throuple between Rhaenyra, Daemon and Laena.
11. All of Saera Targaryen's troubles are her own fault.
12. Laena and Daemon's marriage also had a political value. Damon would have a valuable and influential ally in Corlys. It is possible that these two would have rebelled against Rhaenyra and her sons.
13. Robert Baratheon didn't love Lyanna Stark.
14. Elia Martell would not have supported her husband's affair with a girl from another noble house. Just because she's Dornish doesn't mean she approves of polygamy.
15. Daemon Blackfyre would not be a better king than Daeron 2. A sword, aura and abs don't make him more worthy of the throne.
how many times must olivia cooke endure this? and i don't simply mean alicent as a character but olivia as an actress. why are the writers so intent on using her body to simulate so many instances of sexual violation and humiliation for not only her character but she herself as well? lord jasper is executed for an entirely different reason so why was it necessary to have that scene? truly what purpose does this serve narratively? i am already so sick and tired of sexual assault being used as a plot device because i think it's lazy and ends up fetishising and perverting women's pain to the benefit of a male audience, but especially in this scenario because it is literally to no end. nothing comes of this! who and what the fuck was that scene for? free my girl!
secondly, i don't know that i've ever made this clear but i quite despise rhaenyra's character. and yes, i've read the books. i understand she's worse there. and what if i told you i don't care? her characterization in this show is fucking pathetic. why is she more sympathetic to the people that started this entire war than to her own allies? why is she not allowed to be vengeful? to be mad? to be cruel to the people that have taken so much from her? why does she somehow have more venom for the people trying to protect her and fight for her cause? why must every other character be stripped of everything that makes them who they are in order to make her look more magnanimous and sympathetic? when in the end, she justifies every reason as to why there is belief that she should not rule.
it's already bad enough that the effects of rhaenyra's mistakes are pawned off to other characters to sanitise her while the mechanics behind the most critical, pivotal moments of the plot have all been resigned to mishaps and misunderstandings of those other characters because now can anyone point to a single fucking person in this show and tell me, with conviction, what is their motive to do any of the things they do?
i'm supposed to believe alicent, who we've seen slash rhaenyra's arm for the injustice aemond suffers, who has told aegon "living or breathing, you are the challenge", who shields him with her own body when meleys emerges from the dragon pit, who answers "you idiot" to aegon questioning whether or not she loves him because it's so obvious and inevitable as the knowledge that the sun rises in the eastāthis is who i'm supposed to believe is selling out both sons to die by the hands of the woman she has spent decades detesting? she is suddenly so frightened and horrified at the reality of war only WEEKS IN that she forfeits her own children's lives? if anything, why does that not make her more intent on ensuring their survival?
alicent is nothing if not dutiful. she was once ambitious and righteous but #that man stripped her of that, set fire to her agency and cunning and then called it feminism and we all mourned. she may not be the most emotionally intelligent mother. she may not know how to show them she cares but she bleeds as they bleed. she cries for helaena because of what they've done to her girl. she sees aegon burned and broken and she asks if her son is going to die with so much fear and despair in her voice. why is rhaenyra the only mother on this show allowed to consider her children? allowed to fester in her own grief? although i have to admit that even then, they won't allow her to let that ebbing harden and be honed, as is of characteristic of grief, because the writers ,for some reason or the other, think angry, rageful women are impossible to sympathise with and this episode proved it.
helaena, most egregiously, is largely unaffected by jaehaerys' death. unlike her book counterpart, she does not desire to be queen nor she does not sink into such debilitating despair after b&c that she loses grasp of reality. but what then is left of her? and the answer is absolutely nothing. there is no grief, there is no urgency, there is no rage. there is quite literally nothing at all. the writers want me to believe this is innocence but frankly, i think it's cruelty. this just makes it seem like she had no regard for her son at all.
and in all of this, rhaena, baela and house velaryon are still who i grieve for most. i do not understand how any of them are still on rhaenyra's side and why the writers seem to hold their black characters in such contempt if not complete disregard. baela doesn't even really mourn jace and we're already setting her up with that loser ass baldie??? she brought jace back five minutes ago. why is she just #fine?
rhaena, by definition, was the only truly innocent targaryen in the dance. and it's not simply because she didn't have a dragon. book helaena took dreamfyre to the skies on her coronation day and wrote to rhaenyra asking her to swear fealty to aegon. she did not object to her half-sister's usurpation. but they're setting up rhaena of all people as the one who is to blame for jace's death (book rhaenyra ordered jace to fight in the gullet btw). they're using rhaena as a scapegoat for what was originally rhaenyra's orders and whitewashing helaena of her allegiance to rhaenyra's usurper at the cost of rhaena's innocence. i think this is the most upsetting thing to me because why can they not let a black female character exist as a beacon of feminity and gentleness as she was in the written material? even nettles, who was fierce and loud and brave, was not foolish or even morally grey. they've taken two beautiful and capable female characters, despite being nothing alike, merged them, and then turned the audience against her when neither of those characters were even remotely unlikeable to begin with!
they've also robbed rhaena of lady arryn's genuine care and consideration when contrary to the bullshit they put on my screen, even show lady arryn would have more reason to take rhaena in, after rhaenyra was incredibly disrespectful and did not uphold her side of the deal with the vale. rhaena is the king consort's daughter. who genuinely believes she's at any real risk of death?
this episode annoyed me more than any other in the whole show, i think. it was so anticlimactic and cheap for how fucking long they've been building up to this.
Since Helaena is pregnant it feels like itās been too long for it to be Aegonās. Or has less time passed than I thought? What do you think?
itās only been about 2 months since the end of season one, meaning helaena could have become pregnant in the days or week before viserys died. sheās still in her first trimester so yes it is definitely aegonās. the 2 years between seasons screws our perception of time lol.
Give Phia Saban an Emmy YESTERDAY
Heleana Targaryen I love you so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so much
i'm so fucking disgusted with the writers of this show. like i don't think i'll ever be over this bullshit. they ruined an interesting, ambitious female character because they wanted to use her as a torture doll to represent "evil hypocritical woman for trumpā¢ļø" when that was never what alicent was just so they could send a message and live out their fantasy of "wrong" women being sexually punished.
like hey remember in the book when alicent did everything to protect her children and their children, put the crown on helaena's head and called her "my queen"? nah fuck that, she's still so in love and obsessed with her childhood bestie/gf that she's gonna try to force an abortion on helaena that would likely kill her. at this point helaena's death will probably be changed so that alicent sneaks moon tea into her food or something and that causes helaena to miscarry or something and that's why she jumps. every new episode of this show makes me hate the showrunners and blackcels more and more. do y'all feel vindicated? hope you're enjoying your faux feminist fanfic that's somehow the most misogynistic shit i've seen in a long time