I am an emotional timebomb.

Florida Freelancer, 21 ♐🏳️‍🌈 obviously a blue Dr.Grey? more like Dr.baeeeee 😸send me pictures of your pets🐶

[weaseltotheface]

Kassandra’s arms are so buff to better hold all her gfs

[rex-sidereus]

tbh the hardest question of ac odyssey is whether i want a competent lesbian of a daughter or a disaster thot of a son.

[rinasaurusrex]

I just leveled up from fucking an old lady for a solid day so her husband wouldn’t have to drink bear testicle soup and probably die of a heart attack

This is what makes a true hero of ancient Greece

[argelladurrandon-deactivated202]

Can’t take Kassandra anywhere

[daomi]

is it disappointing that the “romances” in assassins creed odyssey are literally just hookups with characters you literally never see again once the banging is done? mildly so. is that gonna stop me from going around and having kassandra bang all of greece? no, no its not.

[colbridgerton]

“Though you deserve death, there is no honor in vengeance. You must face the ghosts of your past, pater. And that is a fate worst than death.”

[oniksiya-sofinikum]

Overwatch (Casual) Amelie Lacroix - Oniksiya Sofinikum Lena Oxton - @adamae Photo - Don Enaya

[nipahdubs]

“We work as one.” -

It was so great getting to shoot with Alyson, she is literally the sweetest person in the world and I miss her already. Can’t wait to hang out soon!! If you haven’t checked out her work please do, she is so incredibly talented.

Zenyatta: Me Widowmaker: @AlysonTabbitha Photographer: @amaitofuu

[cryptidslovecereal-deactivated2]

In our fandom we dont say “i love you” we say “i forget you” and i think that is super fucking upsetting

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i randomly wandered into an art gallery with live music and a full cheese spread and im going ape

[creepsandcrawlers]

if u eat it the fey own u tho

[cheaphalloweencostume]

that’s the fey’s problem

[laflenkenway]

If you are saying that, you’ve clearly got more bravado than sense.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i don’t have either actually i just have an empty stomach and the ability to make my presence everyone’s problem

[badger-witch]

Red vs Blue

[mischiefmaverick]

Season One: some idiots shooting poorly at each other in a canyon making bad jokes

Season Thirteen: planetary genocide

[koelik]

Season sixteen: one of them becomes Jesus Christ.

[retrogamingblog]

what it feels like to play pokemon ruby and sapphire on max volume

[mandatalks]

I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!” to which the father replied “Yes, there’s humans everywhere.”

[just-another-secret-gaygent]

bro do you realize you met aliens

[sheepkind]

not unusual for a kmart

[prkerpeter]

2012 was truly the PEAK of music. call me maybe? iconic. somebody that i used to know? iconic. what makes you beautiful? iconic. some nights? iconic. starships? iconic. whistle? iconic. everybody talks? iconic. party rock anthem? iconic. boyfriend? iconic. THE LIST GOES ON. we will never again experience a similar period of bop after bop.

[sketchy-julia]

“ Time’s Arrow neither stands still nor reverses. It merely marches foreword “

[arcadeflre]

[arcadeflre]

an update!

i will see you when the time is right, froggy

[swim-forthemusic]

moodboard: Bojack Horseman