YOUR FAVORITE SCIENTIST OVE

perpetually 17 years and 364 days old ~ head scientist of Precinct 11235 ~ disabled ~ father of FORF THE BUN ~ creator of the instant-chair-inator gadget

[agent-ove]

WHAT UP, IT'S ME, AGENT OVE! Introductory post incoming:

Hey, I'm Ove! I'm the head scientist over at Precinct 11235. I like plastics! Any of you agents notice your gadgets have gotten more durable over the past 6 or so years? That's all me and my plastics team! I also invented the instant-chair-inator gadget. Yes, THAT one, the one famously used in the largest test Odd Squad had to take!

I've been with the Squad for about 8 years now as of writing this- I spent my first 2 years as an Investigation agent, and then swapped to Science, so I know a thing or 2 about being an Investigation agent.

I'm 17 years and 364 days old and I'll stay that way until I decide it's time to leave the Squad. Does this make me biologically the eldest Odd Squad agent?? Mmmmayyybe. I'll never tell!

My best friend at the Squad is Oburn, he's one of the co-heads of the Creature Department! He tells me not to eat ants. I don't listen.

You can just kinda. Ask me questions! Report an odd problem! Statistically speaking, I'm probably not part of your local Odd Squad precinct, but whatever! Ask me to poorly teach you math or science! I only know up to pre-calculus, but I'll do my best regardless!!

[[If I ever speak out of character, it'll be through text like this. I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH ODD SQUAD, TVOKIDS, PBS KIDS, ETC. NONE OF THIS IS CANON THIS IS ALL FOR FUNSIES.

Keep EVERYTHING in asks safe for work. I'm not going to reblog anything that isn't sfw either.

Hey, I'm Nico. I'm the one who writes for Ove, that's me in the photos of him that are Around, yes I photoshopped those they are not real. I myself am disabled in multiple ways, and Ove has all of my disabilities.]]

[agent-ove]

If a villain with the power of sticking symmetrical stickers on unsymmetrical things were to attack right now then what gadget would you use? Just asking because I never got to your precinct before I retired.

~ @tired-ex-villain

OH. Hm. That's a good question.

I'd probably start out with the couch-inator, and then go on a long trans-country quest to go retrieve its antithesis to see if un-couching the items puts them back the way they're supposed to be.

If I could find the villain, I'd Definitely go for the remote-control-inator.

I could also hit the stickers with the return-inator!

I could also probably like. Peel all of the stickers off. It'd leave residue though and take FOREVER.

[tired-ex-villain]

(i thought i sent that anonymously lol)

Uhh, what does the remote-control-inator do again?

[agent-ove]

Human remote control (:

[agent-ove]

If a villain with the power of sticking symmetrical stickers on unsymmetrical things were to attack right now then what gadget would you use? Just asking because I never got to your precinct before I retired.

~ @tired-ex-villain

OH. Hm. That's a good question.

I'd probably start out with the couch-inator, and then go on a long trans-country quest to go retrieve its antithesis to see if un-couching the items puts them back the way they're supposed to be.

If I could find the villain, I'd Definitely go for the remote-control-inator.

I could also hit the stickers with the return-inator!

I could also probably like. Peel all of the stickers off. It'd leave residue though and take FOREVER.

[serendertothesquad]

Grrr let me back in the discord or ill destroy the odd squad wiki

TAKE IT AWAY JOHN OLIVER.

Okay, so, to answer your question: absolutely not. You outed yourself easy and the only reason you weren't banned before now is because I was not a mod at the time and the current mods were inactive. Now I own the server and you're out. You're, what, 20 now? An adult? And you still think it's okay to harass people by sending them asks about drawing Shapeshifter and commenting on their stories demanding they throw her in, thus making them uncomfortable? Among other things across five years, including trying to vandalize the Odd Squad Wiki only to get blocked and harassing someone else from the server because you could see the private Shapeshifter channel and they couldn't. Threatening to vandalize the Wiki again because you can't see the server's private art channel about the woman you have aggressively simped for for half a decade does not faze me, but you can do what you want.

TLDR: No. N. O. Not by a long shot. Go make your own server, stop harassing me and my friends, and for God sakes, grow up.

Peace.

[agent-ove]

how do u stay 17 years old forever

I don't wanna be a adult BC they're lame and stuff

Okay, well step 1 is be in Odd Squad

Step 2 is take the OS official pill they give you if you want to keep working with them.

They should give it to you when you join the academy!

[agent-ove]

ATTENTION AGENTD OF PRECINCT 11235. I formally apologize.

The Tiny-Hats-On-Tiny-Animals-Inator is Not working out and now there's a large amount of bats in the lab. DON'T GO INTO THE LAB.

[sp1ral1ty]

Morning all! If it makes you curious, today I’m going after that odd squad precinct again. Woohoo!

[agent-ove]

Good 2 know, good 2 know.... Can I get your local precinct number? For funso reasons?? For fun????

[sp1ral1ty]

No thank you, I’d rather keep it a secret! For funso reasons!

[agent-ove]

...It's not Precinct 32429, is it?

[sp1ral1ty]

Might be? Why should I tell you?

[agent-ove]

Gr8 question, gr8 question.

Actually don't tell me, it'll make me, an Odd Squad agent's job SO much harder 'cause I'll have to log it in the system as per my contract and it'll ruin my entire day. So. Thanks. Actually. For not telling me.

[sp1ral1ty]

You’re welcome I guess?

[agent-ove]

NO. IT DIDN'T WORK.

[sp1ral1ty]

You can’t trick me easily, agent. Anyway the precinct is… uhhh… i can’t remember the numbers of the precinct. Oh well! Guess you’ll never know!

[agent-ove]

Shoot. It's okay, we'll find you eventually!

[sp1ral1ty]

You might, you might not!

[agent-ove]

Ooh, with an ominous message like that you'll probably be in the newsletter, too! Logically tho we know ur going after a precinct, I've already reported this, we prepared!

[sp1ral1ty]

Oh, but where, and who, shall I take on? Hmmm… how ominous! Try find me, agent!

[agent-ove]

You won't take me on, I've got too much science to do. U gotta find an Investigation agent man sorry

[sp1ral1ty]

I wasn’t gonna take you on!

[agent-ove]

Good, 'cause I've got experements to run and research to be done!

[sp1ral1ty]

Say, how easy is it to get an agent’s badge off?

[agent-ove]

Haha, nice try. You're not getting that information from me.

[sp1ral1ty]

Well I got one anyway! So, who should I call? Hmmm?

[agent-ove]

Call the Big O.

[sp1ral1ty]

Morning all! If it makes you curious, today I’m going after that odd squad precinct again. Woohoo!

[agent-ove]

Good 2 know, good 2 know.... Can I get your local precinct number? For funso reasons?? For fun????

[sp1ral1ty]

No thank you, I’d rather keep it a secret! For funso reasons!

[agent-ove]

...It's not Precinct 32429, is it?

[sp1ral1ty]

Might be? Why should I tell you?

[agent-ove]

Gr8 question, gr8 question.

Actually don't tell me, it'll make me, an Odd Squad agent's job SO much harder 'cause I'll have to log it in the system as per my contract and it'll ruin my entire day. So. Thanks. Actually. For not telling me.

[sp1ral1ty]

You’re welcome I guess?

[agent-ove]

NO. IT DIDN'T WORK.

[sp1ral1ty]

You can’t trick me easily, agent. Anyway the precinct is… uhhh… i can’t remember the numbers of the precinct. Oh well! Guess you’ll never know!

[agent-ove]

Shoot. It's okay, we'll find you eventually!

[sp1ral1ty]

You might, you might not!

[agent-ove]

Ooh, with an ominous message like that you'll probably be in the newsletter, too! Logically tho we know ur going after a precinct, I've already reported this, we prepared!

[sp1ral1ty]

Oh, but where, and who, shall I take on? Hmmm… how ominous! Try find me, agent!

[agent-ove]

You won't take me on, I've got too much science to do. U gotta find an Investigation agent man sorry

[sp1ral1ty]

I wasn’t gonna take you on!

[agent-ove]

Good, 'cause I've got experements to run and research to be done!

[sp1ral1ty]

Say, how easy is it to get an agent’s badge off?

[agent-ove]

Haha, nice try. You're not getting that information from me.

[sp1ral1ty]

Morning all! If it makes you curious, today I’m going after that odd squad precinct again. Woohoo!

[agent-ove]

Good 2 know, good 2 know.... Can I get your local precinct number? For funso reasons?? For fun????

[sp1ral1ty]

No thank you, I’d rather keep it a secret! For funso reasons!

[agent-ove]

...It's not Precinct 32429, is it?

[sp1ral1ty]

Might be? Why should I tell you?

[agent-ove]

Gr8 question, gr8 question.

Actually don't tell me, it'll make me, an Odd Squad agent's job SO much harder 'cause I'll have to log it in the system as per my contract and it'll ruin my entire day. So. Thanks. Actually. For not telling me.

[sp1ral1ty]

You’re welcome I guess?

[agent-ove]

NO. IT DIDN'T WORK.

[sp1ral1ty]

You can’t trick me easily, agent. Anyway the precinct is… uhhh… i can’t remember the numbers of the precinct. Oh well! Guess you’ll never know!

[agent-ove]

Shoot. It's okay, we'll find you eventually!

[sp1ral1ty]

You might, you might not!

[agent-ove]

Ooh, with an ominous message like that you'll probably be in the newsletter, too! Logically tho we know ur going after a precinct, I've already reported this, we prepared!

[sp1ral1ty]

Oh, but where, and who, shall I take on? Hmmm… how ominous! Try find me, agent!

[agent-ove]

You won't take me on, I've got too much science to do. U gotta find an Investigation agent man sorry

[sp1ral1ty]

I wasn’t gonna take you on!

[agent-ove]

Good, 'cause I've got experements to run and research to be done!

[sp1ral1ty]

Morning all! If it makes you curious, today I’m going after that odd squad precinct again. Woohoo!

[agent-ove]

Good 2 know, good 2 know.... Can I get your local precinct number? For funso reasons?? For fun????

[sp1ral1ty]

No thank you, I’d rather keep it a secret! For funso reasons!

[agent-ove]

...It's not Precinct 32429, is it?

[sp1ral1ty]

Might be? Why should I tell you?

[agent-ove]

Gr8 question, gr8 question.

Actually don't tell me, it'll make me, an Odd Squad agent's job SO much harder 'cause I'll have to log it in the system as per my contract and it'll ruin my entire day. So. Thanks. Actually. For not telling me.

[sp1ral1ty]

You’re welcome I guess?

[agent-ove]

NO. IT DIDN'T WORK.

[sp1ral1ty]

You can’t trick me easily, agent. Anyway the precinct is… uhhh… i can’t remember the numbers of the precinct. Oh well! Guess you’ll never know!

[agent-ove]

Shoot. It's okay, we'll find you eventually!

[sp1ral1ty]

You might, you might not!

[agent-ove]

Ooh, with an ominous message like that you'll probably be in the newsletter, too! Logically tho we know ur going after a precinct, I've already reported this, we prepared!

[sp1ral1ty]

Oh, but where, and who, shall I take on? Hmmm… how ominous! Try find me, agent!

[agent-ove]

You won't take me on, I've got too much science to do. U gotta find an Investigation agent man sorry

[sp1ral1ty]

Morning all! If it makes you curious, today I’m going after that odd squad precinct again. Woohoo!

[agent-ove]

Good 2 know, good 2 know.... Can I get your local precinct number? For funso reasons?? For fun????

[sp1ral1ty]

No thank you, I’d rather keep it a secret! For funso reasons!

[agent-ove]

...It's not Precinct 32429, is it?

[sp1ral1ty]

Might be? Why should I tell you?

[agent-ove]

Gr8 question, gr8 question.

Actually don't tell me, it'll make me, an Odd Squad agent's job SO much harder 'cause I'll have to log it in the system as per my contract and it'll ruin my entire day. So. Thanks. Actually. For not telling me.

[sp1ral1ty]

You’re welcome I guess?

[agent-ove]

NO. IT DIDN'T WORK.

[sp1ral1ty]

You can’t trick me easily, agent. Anyway the precinct is… uhhh… i can’t remember the numbers of the precinct. Oh well! Guess you’ll never know!

[agent-ove]

Shoot. It's okay, we'll find you eventually!

[sp1ral1ty]

You might, you might not!

[agent-ove]

Ooh, with an ominous message like that you'll probably be in the newsletter, too! Logically tho we know ur going after a precinct, I've already reported this, we prepared!

[sp1ral1ty]

Morning all! If it makes you curious, today I’m going after that odd squad precinct again. Woohoo!

[agent-ove]

Good 2 know, good 2 know.... Can I get your local precinct number? For funso reasons?? For fun????

[sp1ral1ty]

No thank you, I’d rather keep it a secret! For funso reasons!

[agent-ove]

...It's not Precinct 32429, is it?

[sp1ral1ty]

Might be? Why should I tell you?

[agent-ove]

Gr8 question, gr8 question.

Actually don't tell me, it'll make me, an Odd Squad agent's job SO much harder 'cause I'll have to log it in the system as per my contract and it'll ruin my entire day. So. Thanks. Actually. For not telling me.

[sp1ral1ty]

You’re welcome I guess?

[agent-ove]

NO. IT DIDN'T WORK.

[sp1ral1ty]

You can’t trick me easily, agent. Anyway the precinct is… uhhh… i can’t remember the numbers of the precinct. Oh well! Guess you’ll never know!

[agent-ove]

Shoot. It's okay, we'll find you eventually!

[sp1ral1ty]

Morning all! If it makes you curious, today I’m going after that odd squad precinct again. Woohoo!

[agent-ove]

Good 2 know, good 2 know.... Can I get your local precinct number? For funso reasons?? For fun????

[sp1ral1ty]

No thank you, I’d rather keep it a secret! For funso reasons!

[agent-ove]

...It's not Precinct 32429, is it?

[sp1ral1ty]

Might be? Why should I tell you?

[agent-ove]

Gr8 question, gr8 question.

Actually don't tell me, it'll make me, an Odd Squad agent's job SO much harder 'cause I'll have to log it in the system as per my contract and it'll ruin my entire day. So. Thanks. Actually. For not telling me.

[sp1ral1ty]

You’re welcome I guess?

[agent-ove]

NO. IT DIDN'T WORK.

[sp1ral1ty]

Morning all! If it makes you curious, today I’m going after that odd squad precinct again. Woohoo!

[agent-ove]

Good 2 know, good 2 know.... Can I get your local precinct number? For funso reasons?? For fun????

[sp1ral1ty]

No thank you, I’d rather keep it a secret! For funso reasons!

[agent-ove]

...It's not Precinct 32429, is it?

[sp1ral1ty]

Might be? Why should I tell you?

[agent-ove]

Gr8 question, gr8 question.

Actually don't tell me, it'll make me, an Odd Squad agent's job SO much harder 'cause I'll have to log it in the system as per my contract and it'll ruin my entire day. So. Thanks. Actually. For not telling me.

[sp1ral1ty]

Morning all! If it makes you curious, today I’m going after that odd squad precinct again. Woohoo!

[agent-ove]

Good 2 know, good 2 know.... Can I get your local precinct number? For funso reasons?? For fun????

[sp1ral1ty]

No thank you, I’d rather keep it a secret! For funso reasons!

[agent-ove]

...It's not Precinct 32429, is it?

[sp1ral1ty]

Morning all! If it makes you curious, today I’m going after that odd squad precinct again. Woohoo!

[agent-ove]

Good 2 know, good 2 know.... Can I get your local precinct number? For funso reasons?? For fun????