Agent Rhode Island

Spartan R-011 reporting for duty. But please, call me Rhodes. Accompanied by AI Program Lambda.

[agent-rhode-island]

Spartan R-011, AKA Freelancer Agent Rhode Island, Reporting For Duty.

As recommended by Freelancer Command, I've made an account here. I'm used to writing or recording log entries so I suppose I'll use this in a similar way.

As a Spartan I've helped with multiple other UNSC branches, including ODST. My handlers have seen fit to "loan" me to Project Freelancer to help their cause. Currently I am paired with AI Program Lambda.

Feel free to ask me any questions you might have. Or just to say hi.

Hi!! This is an ask/rp blog for my halo slash rvb oc Rhodes :D!! I'm using this as a sort of exercise to help me iron out her personality and also just to have fun SLDFKJ

Rhodes uses she/her pronouns, blog owner uses any!

my main is @oasisofgalaxies!

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[aidenpriceless]

A belated thank you post to all the agents of Project Freelancer for all the Mother's Day wishes 💐🌸🌺

[agentarizona]

If you're mom does that mean the Director is dad?

[agent-rhode-island]

I sincerely hope not.

[aidenpriceless]

Agent Florida might want to channel his...Protective instincts in different ways as opposed to pre-chewing food for the rest of the agents.

[pflagentmichigan]

If he would kindly stop trying to french kiss it down our throats, that would also be appreciated, thanks.

[agent-rhode-island]

This is why I do my best to avoid the cafeteria.

[agent-rhode-island]

.. Hey, do you think grappleshots can be used on people?

[agent-rhode-island]

Ok. I will admit. That was the coolest thing I’ve done in a while.

[agent-rhode-island]

.. Hey, do you think grappleshots can be used on people?

[aidenpriceless]

Greetings. I hope this email sent to your neural implant powered by illegally harvested AI fragments finds you well,

[second-of-arizona]

i am SO sane give me your car keys

[agent-rhode-island]

I’ve seen you drive, Agent Zone. I don’t think I will.

[agentarizona]

You ever wonder why we're here?

[agent-rhode-island]

Not really. My contract outlines that quite clearly.

[agentarizona]

You're not even a little curious?

[agent-rhode-island]

I do wonder what they were thinking at times, but overall not particularly. I go where I’m told that I’m needed.

[agentarizona]

Do you need a contract for that?

[agent-rhode-island]

Normally, yes. I’m not loaned out like a cheap car. There’s always paperwork involved. I’m not needed for most of it, so thankfully I am spared that part of the process.

[agentarizona]

But if I asked you to go somewhere would you do it?

[agent-rhode-island]

Ari. What are you planning.

[agentarizona]

Nothing I just want to see my favorite freelancer that's named after an island that isn't even an island

[agent-rhode-island]

Wait, it’s not an island?

[agentarizona]

Is it? I don't know

[agent-rhode-island]

I wouldn’t know. I’ve never been to Earth.

Anyways. What did you need me for?

[agentarizona]

I'm bored

[agent-rhode-island]

That’s unfortunate. ..Uh. What can I do to help?

[agentarizona]

Can you come tell me about cars?

[agent-rhode-island]

Roger. I’m on my way.

[agentarizona]

You ever wonder why we're here?

[agent-rhode-island]

Not really. My contract outlines that quite clearly.

[agentarizona]

You're not even a little curious?

[agent-rhode-island]

I do wonder what they were thinking at times, but overall not particularly. I go where I’m told that I’m needed.

[agentarizona]

Do you need a contract for that?

[agent-rhode-island]

Normally, yes. I’m not loaned out like a cheap car. There’s always paperwork involved. I’m not needed for most of it, so thankfully I am spared that part of the process.

[agentarizona]

But if I asked you to go somewhere would you do it?

[agent-rhode-island]

Ari. What are you planning.

[agentarizona]

Nothing I just want to see my favorite freelancer that's named after an island that isn't even an island

[agent-rhode-island]

Wait, it’s not an island?

[agentarizona]

Is it? I don't know

[agent-rhode-island]

I wouldn’t know. I’ve never been to Earth.

Anyways. What did you need me for?

[agentarizona]

I'm bored

[agent-rhode-island]

That’s unfortunate. ..Uh. What can I do to help?

[agentarizona]

You ever wonder why we're here?

[agent-rhode-island]

Not really. My contract outlines that quite clearly.

[agentarizona]

You're not even a little curious?

[agent-rhode-island]

I do wonder what they were thinking at times, but overall not particularly. I go where I’m told that I’m needed.

[agentarizona]

Do you need a contract for that?

[agent-rhode-island]

Normally, yes. I’m not loaned out like a cheap car. There’s always paperwork involved. I’m not needed for most of it, so thankfully I am spared that part of the process.

[agentarizona]

But if I asked you to go somewhere would you do it?

[agent-rhode-island]

Ari. What are you planning.

[agentarizona]

Nothing I just want to see my favorite freelancer that's named after an island that isn't even an island

[agent-rhode-island]

Wait, it’s not an island?

[agentarizona]

Is it? I don't know

[agent-rhode-island]

I wouldn’t know. I’ve never been to Earth.

Anyways. What did you need me for?

[agentarizona]

You ever wonder why we're here?

[agent-rhode-island]

Not really. My contract outlines that quite clearly.

[agentarizona]

You're not even a little curious?

[agent-rhode-island]

I do wonder what they were thinking at times, but overall not particularly. I go where I’m told that I’m needed.

[agentarizona]

Do you need a contract for that?

[agent-rhode-island]

Normally, yes. I’m not loaned out like a cheap car. There’s always paperwork involved. I’m not needed for most of it, so thankfully I am spared that part of the process.

[agentarizona]

But if I asked you to go somewhere would you do it?

[agent-rhode-island]

Ari. What are you planning.

[agentarizona]

Nothing I just want to see my favorite freelancer that's named after an island that isn't even an island

[agent-rhode-island]

Wait, it’s not an island?

[agentarizona]

You ever wonder why we're here?

[agent-rhode-island]

Not really. My contract outlines that quite clearly.

[agentarizona]

You're not even a little curious?

[agent-rhode-island]

I do wonder what they were thinking at times, but overall not particularly. I go where I’m told that I’m needed.

[agentarizona]

Do you need a contract for that?

[agent-rhode-island]

Normally, yes. I’m not loaned out like a cheap car. There’s always paperwork involved. I’m not needed for most of it, so thankfully I am spared that part of the process.

[agentarizona]

But if I asked you to go somewhere would you do it?

[agent-rhode-island]

Ari. What are you planning.

[agentarizona]

You ever wonder why we're here?

[agent-rhode-island]

Not really. My contract outlines that quite clearly.

[agentarizona]

You're not even a little curious?

[agent-rhode-island]

I do wonder what they were thinking at times, but overall not particularly. I go where I’m told that I’m needed.

[agentarizona]

Do you need a contract for that?

[agent-rhode-island]

Normally, yes. I’m not loaned out like a cheap car. There’s always paperwork involved. I’m not needed for most of it, so thankfully I am spared that part of the process.

[agentarizona]

You ever wonder why we're here?

[agent-rhode-island]

Not really. My contract outlines that quite clearly.

[agentarizona]

You're not even a little curious?

[agent-rhode-island]

I do wonder what they were thinking at times, but overall not particularly. I go where I’m told that I’m needed.

[agentarizona]

You ever wonder why we're here?

[agent-rhode-island]

Not really. My contract outlines that quite clearly.

[aidenpriceless]

Would it reassure you if I told you that I can fix him?

[bellybursterhungrythirster]

i made this for yo u

[aidenpriceless]

Thank you sir for allowing me to have my monthly meal, I promise my performance will improve tenfold after this.

[agent-rhode-island]

Sirs, with all due respect- What the fuck?

[agentarizona]

Do y'all think I could get away with putting googly eyes on the back of the Counselor's head?

[agent-rhode-island]

I can’t advise that you take this course of action, but regardless of what you decide to do.. provide updates.