Agent Arizona

Spartan Ari, ODST, stealth agent for Freelancer/AI fragment Xi

[aidenpriceless]

A belated thank you post to all the agents of Project Freelancer for all the Mother's Day wishes 💐🌸🌺

[agentarizona]

If you're mom does that mean the Director is dad?

[agentarizona]

You ever wonder why we're here?

[agent-rhode-island]

Not really. My contract outlines that quite clearly.

[agentarizona]

You're not even a little curious?

[agent-rhode-island]

I do wonder what they were thinking at times, but overall not particularly. I go where I’m told that I’m needed.

[agentarizona]

Do you need a contract for that?

[agent-rhode-island]

Normally, yes. I’m not loaned out like a cheap car. There’s always paperwork involved. I’m not needed for most of it, so thankfully I am spared that part of the process.

[agentarizona]

But if I asked you to go somewhere would you do it?

[agent-rhode-island]

Ari. What are you planning.

[agentarizona]

Nothing I just want to see my favorite freelancer that's named after an island that isn't even an island

[agent-rhode-island]

Wait, it’s not an island?

[agentarizona]

Is it? I don't know

[agent-rhode-island]

I wouldn’t know. I’ve never been to Earth.

Anyways. What did you need me for?

[agentarizona]

I'm bored

[agent-rhode-island]

That’s unfortunate. ..Uh. What can I do to help?

[agentarizona]

Can you come tell me about cars?

[agentarizona]

You ever wonder why we're here?

[agent-rhode-island]

Not really. My contract outlines that quite clearly.

[agentarizona]

You're not even a little curious?

[agent-rhode-island]

I do wonder what they were thinking at times, but overall not particularly. I go where I’m told that I’m needed.

[agentarizona]

Do you need a contract for that?

[agent-rhode-island]

Normally, yes. I’m not loaned out like a cheap car. There’s always paperwork involved. I’m not needed for most of it, so thankfully I am spared that part of the process.

[agentarizona]

But if I asked you to go somewhere would you do it?

[agent-rhode-island]

Ari. What are you planning.

[agentarizona]

Nothing I just want to see my favorite freelancer that's named after an island that isn't even an island

[agent-rhode-island]

Wait, it’s not an island?

[agentarizona]

Is it? I don't know

[agent-rhode-island]

I wouldn’t know. I’ve never been to Earth.

Anyways. What did you need me for?

[agentarizona]

I'm bored

[agentarizona]

You ever wonder why we're here?

[agent-rhode-island]

Not really. My contract outlines that quite clearly.

[agentarizona]

You're not even a little curious?

[agent-rhode-island]

I do wonder what they were thinking at times, but overall not particularly. I go where I’m told that I’m needed.

[agentarizona]

Do you need a contract for that?

[agent-rhode-island]

Normally, yes. I’m not loaned out like a cheap car. There’s always paperwork involved. I’m not needed for most of it, so thankfully I am spared that part of the process.

[agentarizona]

But if I asked you to go somewhere would you do it?

[agent-rhode-island]

Ari. What are you planning.

[agentarizona]

Nothing I just want to see my favorite freelancer that's named after an island that isn't even an island

[agent-rhode-island]

Wait, it’s not an island?

[agentarizona]

Is it? I don't know

[agentarizona]

You ever wonder why we're here?

[agent-rhode-island]

Not really. My contract outlines that quite clearly.

[agentarizona]

You're not even a little curious?

[agent-rhode-island]

I do wonder what they were thinking at times, but overall not particularly. I go where I’m told that I’m needed.

[agentarizona]

Do you need a contract for that?

[agent-rhode-island]

Normally, yes. I’m not loaned out like a cheap car. There’s always paperwork involved. I’m not needed for most of it, so thankfully I am spared that part of the process.

[agentarizona]

But if I asked you to go somewhere would you do it?

[agent-rhode-island]

Ari. What are you planning.

[agentarizona]

Nothing I just want to see my favorite freelancer that's named after an island that isn't even an island

[agentarizona]

You ever wonder why we're here?

[agent-rhode-island]

Not really. My contract outlines that quite clearly.

[agentarizona]

You're not even a little curious?

[agent-rhode-island]

I do wonder what they were thinking at times, but overall not particularly. I go where I’m told that I’m needed.

[agentarizona]

Do you need a contract for that?

[agent-rhode-island]

Normally, yes. I’m not loaned out like a cheap car. There’s always paperwork involved. I’m not needed for most of it, so thankfully I am spared that part of the process.

[agentarizona]

But if I asked you to go somewhere would you do it?

[agentarizona]

You ever wonder why we're here?

[agent-rhode-island]

Not really. My contract outlines that quite clearly.

[agentarizona]

You're not even a little curious?

[agent-rhode-island]

I do wonder what they were thinking at times, but overall not particularly. I go where I’m told that I’m needed.

[agentarizona]

Do you need a contract for that?

[agentarizona]

You ever wonder why we're here?

[agent-rhode-island]

Not really. My contract outlines that quite clearly.

[agentarizona]

You're not even a little curious?

[agentarizona]

You ever wonder why we're here?

[agentarizona]

Do y'all think I could get away with putting googly eyes on the back of the Counselor's head?

[agent-rhode-island]

I can’t advise that you take this course of action, but regardless of what you decide to do.. provide updates.

[agentarizona]

I'm gonna do it

[agentarizona]

Do y'all think I could get away with putting googly eyes on the back of the Counselor's head?

[agentarizona]

Sometimes you see an abandoned overgrown building and you just REALLY want to go in there. You shouldn't do that though, that's how the fairies get yoy.

[specialagentalaska-deactivated2]

The Fae only get ya if you step in mushroom circles and what not.

[agentarizona]

No but they also get you in liminal spaces and those are definitely liminal spaces

[agentarizona]

Sometimes you see an abandoned overgrown building and you just REALLY want to go in there. You shouldn't do that though, that's how the fairies get yoy.

[agentarizona]

Hey guys let's all have a movie night

[specialagentalaska-deactivated2]

What kind of movies?

[agentarizona]

I have every movie so we just need to pick one

[sacrificial-tahd]

So, I have a theory and petition for anyone who is interested.

We should all gather up and throw a bucket of water on The Counselor to see if he's a robot.

No man acts like he does. That is not a man that is a robot, look into his eyes you will know what I mean.

To test this we all shall group up and throw water on him, a bucket of water each, all at once and then run... Maybe some bleach.

All in favor let me know, we need this down a science in planning.

[specialagentalaska-deactivated2]

That sounds like a great way to get in lots of trouble if I am being real with you. I won't join you myself but, if you'd like I can try and get Washington into your little scheme.

[agent-rhode-island]

I cannot endorse this either. I will not be participating.

Though, if it is of any help, I’m very sure he is not a robot. I believe I’d know if he was.

[agentarizona]

What if I used a water gun instead

[sacrificial-tahd]

Probably for the better to use a water gun to be honest, but it won't do much to make a robot short circuit.

[agentarizona]

Yeah but shooting him would be more fun

[agentarizona]

Hey guys let's all have a movie night

[sacrificial-tahd]

So, I have a theory and petition for anyone who is interested.

We should all gather up and throw a bucket of water on The Counselor to see if he's a robot.

No man acts like he does. That is not a man that is a robot, look into his eyes you will know what I mean.

To test this we all shall group up and throw water on him, a bucket of water each, all at once and then run... Maybe some bleach.

All in favor let me know, we need this down a science in planning.

[specialagentalaska-deactivated2]

That sounds like a great way to get in lots of trouble if I am being real with you. I won't join you myself but, if you'd like I can try and get Washington into your little scheme.

[agent-rhode-island]

I cannot endorse this either. I will not be participating.

Though, if it is of any help, I’m very sure he is not a robot. I believe I’d know if he was.

[agentarizona]

What if I used a water gun instead